Only in boro

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  1. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Only in boro

    I know its yesterdays news but i just found this...hardcore to the bone

    Friday February 4, 11:15 AM


    Tanked Up: Banned For Drinking Petrol

    A gas-gulping petrol addict has been banned from every petrol station in his home town for guzzling four star petrol straight from the pump.Brian Taylor has been sneaking onto forecourts and slashing pipes to get his fill of fuel and the toxic chemicals that give him a high.The 36-year-old has even been caught on security cameras sipping on his favourite tipple before breaking into a dance.

    Police have said he has also been known to mix his drinks - having four star and diesel in the same binge.

    But doctors say Taylor, of no fixed address, is risking wrecking his central nervous system, heart, liver, kidneys, lungs and bone marrow to get his fix.

    Fed up with his fuelling around, magistrates have tried to cut Taylor's habit by issuing him with an anti-social behaviour order and have even banned him from carrying a petrol can in public.

    A court in Teesside heard that Taylor, from Middlesborough, has swigged petrol from his local Asda 51 times and has cost the supermarket chain £6,000 in damage and loss of fuel.

    When worried staff tried to stop him, he became aggressive and intimidating, magistrates heard.

    Sergeant Brian Tams, of Cleveland Police, said: "He has become a nuisance and stinks of petrol. He's got a big problem with it and so do we.":spangled: :spangled: :spangled: :spangled:
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  3. loopy83

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    bet his breath stank :)
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    could happen anywere to be fair not just in boro:mad: :rolleyes:

    people have mad fetishes just some dont stretch to the severity of this one
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    ah my god :eek: :lol: :lol:
  6. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    your rite but i had to stick a dig at the smog monsters in when i read it...
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    im sure he'd be dead soon! will do his insides a bit of harm like
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    linzi Registered User

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    yeah but the majority of smoggies are nie people like

    me
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    smog
    matt the smoggie
    defiantley not duncan

    so less of thank you very much
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    I'm not a fucking smoggie :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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    linzi Registered User

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    thats y i put def not duncan u fukin half wit

    :love:
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    rearrage this sentance


    of aids die
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    linzi Registered User

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    die of aids whom moi

    no merci i need to live on to show the new love of my life what he will miss ;)
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    i,m a mackem constantly the butt of jokes for it too just gotta bite back where i can.nowt personal meant...most smogs i,ve met are canny hard to hear you tho with your gas masks on :)
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    linzi Registered User

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    conyo

    its your dialect that is wrong now a geordie i can deal with but a mackem howay

    :eek:
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    Re: Only in boro

    Well done! :up:
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    Hell yeah!!! :D

    Up the boro! :king:
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Re: Re: Only in boro

    lol i've been getting lessons
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    As an interesting sideline, I was once trying to siphon petrol out of a tank (legitimately) - when I was sucking on the hose to get it out (doh), I got a massive "solvent" effect and nearly fell unconscious.

    Harry
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    bet that was nice :sick:

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