Front Door Or Back Door???

it can sometimes be quite satisfying if you screw back for the difficult brown instead of going for the easy pink.













BUT enough about jimmy whites snooker loopy skills

it can sometimes be quite satisfying if you screw back for the difficult brown instead of going for the easy pink.













BUT enough about jimmy whites snooker loopy skills

Re: Front Door Or Back Door??? pink or brown LURVE

face it, you'd give your right arm for either with me

(messed up my quotes)

you take it in the ear

if that's the only place it's a tight fit hunny then that's fine by me

if it gans the chocolate whizz way luv you'll be gargling it 2 minutes later

one nill

one one I think you'll find

I'd say 6 - 1 on aggregate after I refused your proposal at Freaky Dancing, despite the fact you were willing to pay me..

Have you ever heard the word "irony" and the phrase "wind up

I think you are more phil and andys cup of tea than mine

your mates alreet like , I'd pay couple hundred notes for the dentist

that's about the same as you offered me for a shag.

Ironically, of course...

if you really took me seriously I would be most surprised,

you are not seriously thinking I would shell out the notes when nurse reetox would do the deed for 60 quid

wheres the fun in paying.

If i wanted the action I would go and buy meself a taxi and cruise round town

even if it were tru which it aint its hardly like I am the first promoter (i use this in the loosest sense of the word) that would have offered you a good time am I. (remember Paul madden circa a few years ago???)

you've saved yourself £140 quid by going for her then

you can put towards a taxi light for the top of your car

reet ho, this has been diverting, but I'm off sort out the nights entertainment..

0191 2626666

might see you on Sat, diary commitments permitting,

yeah I get all the lookers

Darude is definitely 1 of the people that makes this board

140 quid

Re: 140 quid

he's prob lost the will to live reading your shit