Sleep talking...

Sleep talking...

My sister in law talks in her sleep all the time... its funny as fuck...

Some of her classics are...

'i cant beleive jonathons got ginger hair' ....we dont know anyone called jonathon :spangled:

'is it chritams already?? god, that came fast, it just comes and goes all the time doesnt it!' ....said on xmas eve!

one night she sat up, leaned over my brother in bed, looked at him, and then went 'argh for fucks sake man' then went back to sleep

once she was asleep on the sofa, n we couldnt wake her up, so my brother turned guns n roses 'welcom to the jungle' on on full blast, and while she was still asleep, she dead calmly went 'down please...neighbours'

but the best one happened last night....she was asleep in bed with my brother, and he woke up to her going 'barry....barry....wake up barry...' so he woke up, and she went 'ive got no nickers on...look!' then lifted the bed quilts up to show him

never a dull moment

my girlfriend is awesome at it my favourites


"give me back my mountain of pillows"

" please tell me i'am the number 7 "

" we have just won a garden"

Re: Sleep talking...

quality! lmfao!

yeah mine is the same

hers include

''just a turkey please''

''here man here man here man''

she talks about dot cotton quite alot when shes asleep too, which is worrying!!

'where did she get them curlers from'

'who??'

'dot cotton'

Re: Sleep talking...

lmao

Gotta love Sleep Talkinh

a copuple of people have said ive talked before but I duno what ive said.

I normally just make a noise like "MAA" n wake myself up...

i apparently said to carrie when i was aslepp one night 'at the minute, all i can think about is you pushing smoked salmon through a carrier bag out of my mams bedroom window'

i can remember the dream i was having when i said it too....and she was!!!!

9 times out of 10 i cant remember what ive dreamt till a week later!

God.. I do this all the time.. ranging from talking about an electric hammer (off the simpsons) to going 99.9 to the tune of 99.9 by organ donors..

I also tend to wake her up and go "what?" and she'll be like "what?" and I'll say "what?" etc for a few mins.. lol

My lass this its mint.. honestly..

99.9

Chris talks but I can never understand what he is saying! Or choose not too as I am too tired to listen!

I sleep walk at times!

I make funny noises when I dream Always wakes Stephen up :laugh:

i talk quite a bit so im told. apparently im quite abusive.

i've offended a few people with tirades of hard abuse, got a slap, woke up like 'wtf? :spangled: '

I talk in my sleep, but you can have big conversations with me and everything

Quite scary really.... never remember it so who knows what i'e said! My mates were having quite an amusing conversation with me on Monday night after a party, apparently. They won't tell me what I was saying though

I've been told i sleep talk in my sleep!!!

Not many conversations just mumbles and the random word...abit like tarrets (sp)