whoops!

whoops!

my mate's loathsome girlfriend has just found out i left a mutual pals house last night because i was *quote* 'sick of her shite' ie the evil one!

she has now fell out with me *devastated* and is proceeding to send me arsey texts which I am attempting to reply to in an adult, dignified fashion, as the lad in question is a very good friend by Royal Appointment -

come on peeps, help your princess solve this tricky caper! Should I..................................VOTE NOW!

Burn the bitch!

ant killer!

i like the whole sheer nastiness of that one

the irony is, I actually have ants near me own front door but refuse to kill the helpless little pests, but instead feed them sugar when no-one is looking!

I'm all heart, me!

While I think the second is the best option, if you want to keep your friend you may well have to go for the top one. Unfortunately.

I voted second from the top and think what BOB is saying makes a great deal of sense.

well i think im ok at the mo, coz he's been in touch with me and everything's cool at our end.

apparently his women's atroucious behaviour is a joke none of us gets, says she. the edinbro' fringe DOESN'T beckon, me thinks!

however, the byatch is still pissed off with me, and I still don't know if me pal is allowed out to play @ Summer Sound!!

has anyone else had experiences with friends having hated other half's, coz most of my pal's girls are my pals too!?

yup i hated philys ex!! so i used to pick on her nd made her cry!!!



Call me a bully eh!

May i offer a sugestion, to me this is possible the worst thing you could say to a person, sadly havent had the op to use it my self yet, It goes as follows:


EXCUSE ME MY DEAR, I HAVE AN INTENCE NEED TO SMASH YOUR SKULL OPEN WITH A HAMMER, THEN I WOULD TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN URINATING ON YOUR CORPSE, FOLLOWED BY FEEDING IT TO YOUR MOTHER!


Just a sugestion, feel free to use it!!

i voted number 2 cos id love to see what you would write jane!!!!

your the queen of essays with your own unique style of dialect and linguistics!

i voted the last one, if ure guna let sum1 know how much u hate them, u might as well go for the full wack, set fire to her then roast ure marshmallows on the flames

cheers chaps and chapettes, but afraid I'm going to have to be a grown-up on this one and try and reconcile things.

Then I can indulge in the well known girly pass time of passing sly bitchy comments that sail over menfolk's heeds

i.e 'I like that dress, o evil-one, most people are afraid to turn to the high street for inspiration, but its good to see you aren't afraid to defy current trends for cutting edge names. It really makes you look...curvy doesn't it? i wish I could find something that clings, all my clothes just seem to hang off...darn my firm toned midriff'

Boys never catch on to shit like this, and will respond with 'What do you mean u hate Jane? She was really nice and said she liked your dress. i'm going to bury u under the patio'

ps why was phil's ex horrible, what happened to her and Fizz-bomb, are u out Fri? still have ya prezzie u bad boy!

line her up against the wall blindfold her and shoot her.

i ll do it for good money if u like

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

tempting but no

they always say the best revenge is a sucessful life, and u don't get much more sucessful than being a princess, god dammit!

LOOKS LIKE WEVE GOT A WINNER! ILL GET THE FIRE LIGHTERS

heheheh your souped up car or mine? off to smogland!

we could do it in true charva stlye n TWOC an XR2

She wouldnt let him take drugs!!! nd didnt like him going out!!! jesus christ!! oh yeah nd she like indie!!

No need to make her cry though!