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  1. jam'e'tron

    jam'e'tron god is a DJ

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    best excuse

    wots the best excuse anyones used to call in work sick?
    eg.( cant come to work 2day, ive got a bone in my leg ):D
    jam'e'tron, Nov 30, 2004
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    Cookee Registered User

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    You didnt really say that did you?? :lol: :dunce:
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  4. Guest

    Im the king of excuses :king:
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    I got a assignment extension at uni cos I said I had a sexual disease :eek: :lol:
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  6. jam'e'tron

    jam'e'tron god is a DJ

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    lol:lol: no
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    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

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    To get a week off when I was temping at the FSS: "I've got to go to the clinic - I've got crabs and what may be herpes but not sure. It's itching like buggery though and burning when I piss"
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    well a few of my family members may be surprised to find they are dead.
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    I would rather go to work than make them think i was riddled with STDs :down: :lol:
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    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

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    Take one look at me and you'd think I was anyway. :p
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    Ive said that my nana was seriously ill in hospital b4. Then I felt really guilty about it :angel: :lol:
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :tut: :lecture: :p
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    :lol:

    Ive said i was out the night before and my drink got "spiked" :D
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    jam'e'tron god is a DJ

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    I know :oops: I cried on the fone and everything :lol: Kinda convinced myself she was ill! :doh:
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    mine was... i have no suit trousers to wear in fact the only thing i have pants wise are leather and have tassels ... and dont even fit .... you see all my clothes were taken along with half of our things during the move to the complete wrong adress some dodgy welsh guy could be going thru my things right now ..... as i have his things including the dodgy cowboy pants .......... Got two days off for that......:wink:
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    Got the shits.

    No1 can argue with that! :laugh:
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    You didnt seriously ??? :wtf: :lol:
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    That makes it even worse, that you cried. It's worrying how convincing you can lie.:(
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    once got the full bank holiday weekend off work as i said i was gonna take my lass (now ex) out for a meal and propose to her!
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    yep ..................... couldnt quite believe it me self but hey throw on the angry i dont have no pnts voice and it works .... insert few explietives and bobs your uncle :D
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