Put Downs

John is a and HH is a load of bollocks

Your heads so far up your own arse you could chew your food twice

i spat on your mothers fucking minge you ****.

me to charva mam with kid giving me aggro -

'You do realise putting personalised Alicebands on your kid is giving paedophiles an unfair advantage?'

me to charva dissing my then pink hair -

'This is dye mate, it'll come out, but you're going to look like that for ever, because I don't think your Job Seekers will run to plastic surgery'

me to fat charva lass challenging me to 'come over and here and say that'

'No, you come over here, you could do with the exercise'

Or when asked if you 'faancy a shaag like hew', the winning reply has to be 'Aye mate, it's a pound an inch so you'll still have change from a fiver'

hohohohoho

some good ones there

when asked if i wanted to give a charva a blow job i replied....i'll just go to my mates house to get the magnifying glass & thne i'll come back & see what i can do!