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  1. spud693

    spud693 Registered User

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    Out in the sticks cool as fukk gang! :)
    lol... dont remind me about christmas and jokes... i managed to get ratarsed and offend about 10 people last year... :oops:

    oops :p :angel3:
    spud693, Nov 7, 2004
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    That's the joke that the character played by Quentin Tarantino tells to the bartender in Desperado ;) :up:

    :D

    Oh...and if everything was a pound then everyone would be able to buy shit loads, and so you wouldn't look so good on the road with your Astin Martin...since everyone else would have one :p

    :angel2:
    dobbs, Nov 7, 2004
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  3. spud693

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    not if it was just a special deal for me. :p
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  4. spud693

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    well here's another for ya:

    A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son. The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech. To settle it, they enlist the help of a woodpecker, who checks it out.
    "You are both wrong," he says when he comes back up. "That's the best piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in."

    *groan* :oops:
    spud693, Nov 7, 2004
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  5. Skyman

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    I'd buy myself a time travel ticket and go back to my youth to start again and avoid my mistakes :)

    Oh btw high folks im a newbie
    Skyman, Nov 7, 2004
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  6. GeordieLee

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    Welcome to the board! :D
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  7. spud693

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    indeed, welcome :)

    :groovy:
    spud693, Nov 7, 2004
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    Was spud in what every one wants looking for a "6ft, well built dark haired man" as well?
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  9. Allie

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    Sorry, I don't like that shop...
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  10. spud693

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    rumbled. fuck. :oops:

    erm, no, i was going in to try and fill that empty vacancy... ;)

    they knocked me back. bah :(

    :angel3:
    spud693, Nov 8, 2004
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  11. Allie

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    That's because they'd already employed me...
    Allie, Nov 8, 2004
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  12. spud693

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    lol, 'well built?' ;)

    :D

    :angel3:
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  13. casy

    casy Dirty Slut

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    i like it that way mr! :love:
    casy, Nov 8, 2004
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  14. Allie

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    Aye. I'm well built like a wire coathanger
    Allie, Nov 8, 2004
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  15. casy

    casy Dirty Slut

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    awwww bless ya! wish i was!
    casy, Nov 8, 2004
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  16. spud693

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    lol, well depending on your definition of well built, you could call me that. :p

    :lol:
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  17. casy

    casy Dirty Slut

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    is that a rooood comment?!? ;)
    casy, Nov 8, 2004
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  18. Allie

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    No, I don't think so, you just have a dirty mind...
    Allie, Nov 8, 2004
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    lol... dirty girl ;)

    :lol:
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  20. Tiger

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    maybe you need a change mate!
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