Speed Dating

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  1. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    Speed Dating

    Anyone done this ???

    My mate just went and said it was full of fit birdws, I dont believe him.. did he mean fat ???
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    my mate goes, and shes fat, so probably...
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    Re: Speed Dating

    try it and see!

    whats the worst that can happen??? ;)
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    Never been never wanna go. Seem to be able to pull all on my own. :)
  6. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    I could be £15 down without any pussy :lol:
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    They charge u £15 ?!?! :eek: :eek:

    Fuck that - take £15 to the Bigg market and you'll have em queue'in up :lol:

    (for a month :p)
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    it must work, its hugely popular.
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    a couple of my mates went a few weeks back. I think one ended up scoring a bird. The other got a couple of numbers.

    One bird got all clingy and freaky though. She got really pissed and started accusing my mate of taking the piss out of her on the sly :lol: :lol: needless to say he didn't follow up that one :p

    Apparently its a mixture of fit and not-so-fit birds. 15 notes is a bit cheeky like...I might start off my own night for a tenner :up:
  10. Freddy Flintoff

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    Wish i had invented speed dating would have made a mint


    May open some speed brothels around the uk £5 for 5 mins :lol:
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    £15 ???????:eek: :eek: buy some Ryhpnol for that then any bird you want is yours :lol: :lol: (only messing) :oops:
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    surely all 'dating' type things are just full of mingers and wierdo's!
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    Why ???

    even attractive people have problems chatting people up and finding the right person
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    actually i would say more wierdo's than mingers!

    i just imagine anyone i met at a speed-dating session is more likely to:

    -become obsessed and end up stalking you
    -rob you blind as soon as you fall asleep after your first night of passion
    -just be so fucking wierd you move onto the next person even quicker
    -have lots of cats
  15. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    Anyway i ONLY talk to girls on t'internet, its safe and you can touch yourself and not get a slap....
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    i can see you having a whole future of hapiness ahead of you!
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    Why thanks that what this bird told me on MSN last night she likes to wear a size 20 PVC nurses outfit... She is from texas and fancies G.W.Bush
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    ...mental
  19. Freddy Flintoff

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    :lol: :lol:
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    actually you sound wierd enough to make the speed dating criteria...go for it!
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