Excuses excuses..........

Excuses excuses..........

Ive had this morning off work to go for a job interview. I told work that i was attending a funeral. Does any1 know any other good excuses for throwing sickies at work cos sickness and diaorea, and migranes are just a tad too common and i need some different exuses for next time.
Thank you please.

Call in saying you've been arrested for buggering a lamp-post. Works every time.

Thanx a lot m8, il remember that old chestnut

Trouble downstairs. . They'll be too embarrased to question you.

I knew a lad who was going to a job interview so he phoned in work and said he'd been to the Celtic game the night before and got arrested for fighting and couldn't make it into work cause he was in the nick.

Family Problems

Always works and doesn't invite questions

or just go to work and poo your self!!!! They'll want you out straight away

Say your getting a new washing machine/some electrical appliance delivered and you have to stay in all day to wait for the delivery man.

Pulled that one last week me

Means if you get seen out on the lash that night by any of your workmates/supervisors/boss then you dont get the sack

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I told work i came home to find my flat had been broken into and had to wait in on the police and to have the locks replaced, they felt really sorry for me aswell

Tell em the truth or when it's gets round to giving you a reference they might say your a lying ****

previous places of work cannot give "bad" references..... they can decline to comment tho.....

say your house has been burgled and your waiting for the police/joiner/forensics over the course of the day. the police are always late so your guaranteed the day off

i got the full weekend off work once, rang up and told them i was planning on Proposing to my gf!

true, its actually illegal to give someone a bad reference as no indiviual has the right to prevent a fellow citizen from working

Funeral...

a lad i used to work with had asked for a sat off...it was declined so when he rang in saying he'd been burgled...our manager asked him to come into work with the polic ereport once they'd been! the lad wasn't impressed with this as he lived in sunderland & work in newcastle & he used public transport! anyways he eventually turned in bout an hour b4 th eend of our shift with his police report...he'd also been caught by th et.v. liscense people after the police had been & then he got caught on camera the same day stealing from the vending machines & suspended! not his lucky day!

ive only just noticed you avatar

Bit of a bummer when you actually have to go to one and work wonders why so many people you know seem to die.