Funniest moments....

Funniest moments....

So whats the funniest thing that everyones seen happen/has happened to them or heard about?

Mine would have to be when i was about ten, watching my little brother run up to my dad and wack him full force across the nose with a rolling pin whilst shouting "FOUR"... He was only 5 himself at the time

Lol?

OFC too hard to decide, but the moment that comes to mind about which I laughed hardest was as follows:

Once upon a time, there was a tyre swing on a tree near my house. Me myself being the daring type, I was the first of my group of friends to try it - I ended up absolutely braying myself against the trunk of the tree and limping back home to licky my wounds and try to recover my breath.

2 minutes later, another of my friends, who won't be named - they know who they are - came in walking with his legs separated etc. When I asked him what happened, he told me he " needed to change " and proceeded up stairs.

It transpired that he had followed on after me on the swing, going so far as to hit the trunk in the same manner - but had, at the last second, lost monetary control of his sphincter and shit his pants at age 15.

The kicker was, I lent him the pants - he shit MY kegs.

Harry

me and ketrat saw a little girl walk straight into a lampost in town last weekend...

we were in hysterics had be there tho i guess

I had a mentally disturbed patient who ran off the ward hysterical and naked cause we were "keeping him there to freeze his body and sell his organs for fifty quid"

He told us he knew the ward was a big freezer cause he could see all the icycles on the ceiling :spangled:

your just nasty!!! :tut:

erm had far too many funny memories.

Was working at a drugs and alcohol rehabilitation place where a young lad told the staff he was going to the gym and came back in a tractor .........

no joke :spangled:

Class

My sister once stepped backwards and tripped and ended up sitting in the open dishwasher.. I laughed until my lips were blue at the time even though people have died that way. It wasn't even at all funny unless you were there but every time I looked up and saw her sitting there in fits of laughter I started off again.

once found a fake prostetic(sp ) hand in college so we whent up to where the hairdressers train walked into the salon and was asking the tutor how much to cut my mop whilst running the fake hand through my hair she was looking rather freaked out by it

(her face was a right laff when she was trying to look at it but not let me see she was)

had to be there at the time really

Quality

Mine's when i saw Jo boucing on a space hopper in Sundis north and it popped. Was funny as fuck Must of hurt when she hit the floor though.

I did that the other month.

Was on my dinner walked past a gorgeous lass turned round to stare and walked into a bollard.

Wouldnt have been so bad but she saw me

Off top of me bonce, the most recent was probs when me and lu were up at wooler in the tent a couple of months ago. I was gettin somemore beer out of the boot (pitch black btw) when i saw this woman walkin past our tent. my first thought was "she's a bit close". Next thing i knew she disappeared in front of the tent as she tripped over one of the guy ropes!!!!

pissed myself laughin but pretended i hadnt seen to avoid the poor dear's embarrassment.

Just two nights ago i was putting this patient to bed and he said to me "did you see me on Ready Steady Cook tonight" i had to refrain from bursting out laughing ............ i love my job

funniest thing recently was the saturday of tidy & person who i dont think wants nameing with his paranoia. the extremes he went to though!!!!!! funny as fuck like, never laughed so much ever.

if ur readin this sorry mate, was funny tho!!!!

"remember, Drugs dont kill you........your mates do!"

where do you work like?

"ive heard nothing, except the people next door planning to kill you"

"ive heard nothin except what the papers said"

on tidy tv "Great party at room 151, bring halloween gear, free alcohol and drugs.....ask for <insert name here>"



"whats he upset about?"

"hes in a mood because slash called him Horrible!"