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  1. Glitter Angel

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    For sale: 1 best friend...

    Not much use to me anymore...seems to have lost the use of his legs.

    22 year old male, cant cook, doesnt clean, and makes you watch shit tv, benefits are he can skin up.....with encouragement and constant nagging.

    Doesnt take too much to look after, you just have to be prepared to clean around him, he doesnt move much though, so might be a good idea for people with pets, he can be used as a cushion for them.

    Description: Tall, bug eyed, brown shaven head, big teeth (see attatched pic) He can come accross as being a bit vicious, but hes a pussy cat really...

    Can we start the bidding at 25p?

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    25p for my very own best friend? Bargain!

    Does he *always* just stay still, no matter what's being done to him? :wink:
    dobbs, Sep 17, 2004
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  4. Glitter Angel

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    pretty much....
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  5. dobbs

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    :up:

    My people will contact your people
    dobbs, Sep 17, 2004
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    50p i can use him to open tinned fruit with his teeth
    dj bell, Sep 17, 2004
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    has jeffery upset u kerry?
    sarahatbeep, Sep 17, 2004
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    Can you do anything to him?:screw: I'll put a £1 in!:D
    Miller, Sep 17, 2004
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    25p to £1? That's a bit of a rise! :(

    Nevermind, I can stretch to £2 :screw:

    There's no way I'm letting this one go! :D ;)
    dobbs, Sep 18, 2004
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  10. Glitter Angel

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    not really, just wanted to see what id get for him...im not really doing too well atm tho...

    i'll throw in a half eaten mars bar too.....
    Glitter Angel, Sep 18, 2004
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    £3 and full book of green shield stamps i need my pencils sharpining now lets hope his teeth stand the test of time!
    dj bell, Sep 18, 2004
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    the highest offer so far :D can anyone beat this???

    his teeth will stand the test of time...i can guarantee it :lol:

    Look at the size of these things!!!

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    £5!!!!

    £10 if I get the limpet-style thing attached to his cheek ;) :D
    dobbs, Sep 18, 2004
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    Re: For sale: 1 best friend...


    :lol: :lol: I knew that was Jeff from the description before Isaw the pic :D <---- jeff smiley
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    Re: Re: For sale: 1 best friend...

    Because Kerry only has one friend to sell :rolleyes:
    dobbs, Sep 22, 2004
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    Re: For sale: 1 best friend...

    you must've lost ur touch, he did it voluntarily for me! mind u he was drunk! :think:
    Ruth, Sep 23, 2004
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    its not me thats lost my touch ruth, its him, hes turned into a lazy stoner :eek: :p
    Glitter Angel, Sep 25, 2004
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Ruth, Sep 27, 2004
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    Re: Re: Re: For sale: 1 best friend...

    divn't think see like hew.
    i stay off it through the week now. its the devil
    El Maracca, Sep 27, 2004
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    :( jeff....you've changed :(
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    gotta change or i think i'll die soon. im really fucked
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