NUFC make laffable bid for Roonie

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  1. Congay

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    NUFC make laffable bid for Roonie

    You can just imagine the board room scene........

    Unamed Fat Board Member >>> "Hey man theres gonna be riots in toon after the sale of our best player after only one premiership game......... WHAT CAN WE DO TO EASE THE SITUATION."

    Freddie S>>> "Iv got a plan....... The Geordie fans arnt that bright. Lets make a token bid for Englands brightest talent and they will be tricked into thinking we ARE a club with drive & ambition. This will take the heat of us and we can go on holiday to Thailand again"

    Unamed Fat Board Member >>> HEY THATS A GREAT PLAN!!! Do you want another line?

    Freddie S>>> Yes lets do it now.......... DONT FORGET to make the bid so low that they will never accept tho!!


    *curtain falls*
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    Re: NUFC make laffable bid for Roonie



    Just reading om Sky Sports News.:D :D :D :D 20 million is a joke like. I would have bid no more than 12 million
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    Re: NUFC make laffable bid for Roonie

    Probs not far off the truth.
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    yeh its a joke, we will do just as shit with roon, our strike force is fine, its our defense thats shit, newcastle are a joke lol :rolleyes:
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    Centre halfs and wingers Fat Fred.
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    we must be using the madrid mentality, we will not spend money on defenders, the best line of defense is attack attack attack :rolleyes:
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    Paul Stretford is Rooney & Newcastle Uniteds agent, he also has offices @ St James Park & employs Shepherd jnr, he would have asked Freddie to put a bid in, as no club is after his client at all.

    It also means the Rooney pantomime moves on & the sleeping with w hores story is quickly forgotten, great PR by Stretford.
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    GOLDSTAR FOR SPENCER
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    voice of the people. Spence always gets to the truth and the bottom of fake usernames:lol: :lol: :lol:

    Fred Shepjnr is also fat , starting to losehis hairline but the birds were hogging him in Julies a while back. The power of money eh???
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    who needs an ex footballer manager, my vote goes to spence to take the toons driving seat :king: :D

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