My new Duvet set has just arrived

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    My new Duvet set has just arrived

    Kingsize Quilt, Quilt Cover, 4 pillow cases, 4 new pillows, sheet. I am taking the absolute works here like. Any ladies who would like to try my new purchase's out. PM a photo and i'll consider it.
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    Go on then Sandy, you can be first.
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    Its a publiko messge bordo, and I'm Joe Public.:D :D :D



    ps you ****.:D :D :D
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    feeling left out? need some attention?

    cock
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    They'll be covered in spunk stains from the amount u wank in a weeks time, shit thread Ian.
    U need to get out the house!
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    Not really like arse breath shit fukker **** hole. I'm replying to many threads and i wanted to contribute to the, ' oh how does my hair look - well we went on a rambling course for three weeks - does my bum look big in this. YES IT FUCKING DOES, threads. Fairy Snuff.
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    I ALWAYS, ALWAYS have a tea towl handy, if not that, theres always a spare sock lying around.
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    Re: My new Duvet set has just arrived

    surely this is an FAO for any girls who want to try out ian's duvet etc...shouldnt he get banned for this?

    ;)
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    No, because i was just informing people that my new duvet combo had arrived . Silly billy Snatch.
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    Get up now dude or else Commando51 will have you up the shitter.
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    Do you wet the bed?

    Are you an alco'?
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    No,
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    Why would I ban you?
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    Because the Promise Crew think i'm a cock, and i thought you would bow to the pressure of the masses. Big up. Keep it real. Over.
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    Nah mate, thats what tee-towls were invented for. My roomie is taking the piss like. Squeek Sqeek until all hours, the bastard. I hate mice aswell.

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