friday the BASTARD 13th

friday the BASTARD 13th

nass walks into a shop to buy himself and his mam and her boyfriend some drink

nass is having trouble holding the money as he had no pockets, just coming back from the gym.

nass gets adventurous and tries to chance some fancy glass bottle manouver as he gets the 3rd one down from the shelf, which fails.

nass shouts 'piss flaps' the moment after said glass shatters, both of which can be heard from outside of shop. stoned chavs outside shop enter and all go on major laughies. 'haa, dappa'.

nass, the tit, goes a nice shade of red.

*cracks open massive can of stella*

oh mate thats bad script!

nothing worse! did ya have to pay for it too?

i gave him an extra 50p.

You're not the only one who made a tit of himself today..

I was in Burger King for my lunch (they take luncheon vouchers ) and a charv bloke was ordering a lot of food so it was spread across 2 trays. He tried to be clever and carry one in each hand but spilled all 3 drinks (2 medium, 1 supersize) all over his legs and the floor.

Funny as.

i'm blaming friday the 13th today. even though i do divvyish things like that every single day.

Re: friday the BASTARD 13th

How big?
Where do I get these?

568ml.. they look fucking huge!! NISA in cramlington opposite high pit road, quid a can. BARGAIN.

500ml cans are what normally looked like 'bigger' cans to me..

I have a pint of orange juice.. how cool am I..

*cracks open another can*

each can's 3 units! :angel2:

You inspired me to go to the shop Nass, 12 cans of Carling

Speak to ya on msn in a bit when we're both trollied!

very cool, until it gives u the shits lol

i managed to lie in today, turn up for work an hour late, and get away with it not even having to make it up, suppose fortune has to equal out somehow, many a crap friday 13 ive had b4

twat

true beauty come's from within.. shame your so skinny

if i wasn't laughing before i am now

yeah well i've been in hospital this afternoon after a bus smashed into the back of my girlfriends car. bad whiplash and a damaged back - not a good day.

Unlucky Tim.

its nothing to do with friday the 13th that.. it's all my fault :doh:

probably..

13 mins and its... not the 13th