A Poem for Geordie Lee & Hoover Boy To be sung to the tune of I will Survive. At first I was afraid you was petrified, By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side, I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head, If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed, I tried to go, Walk out the door, But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore, And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that you're big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace, I want to go, I've got to leave, Before your fat and naked body makes me bend over and heave, I only hope that no-one saw me walking home with such a slut, Your dirty hairy pussy looks just like a septic cut, I can't believe, I'm lying here, It's all cos of that fucking evil drink that we call beer, You can Sod your beer goggles, shit I must have been blind To mistake that hoover dam for a sexy young behind, Please let me go, I'm getting scared, There's nothing I can do to stop those awful breasts from being bared, I think that I must have been mad, God what made me want to court her With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water, It's time to go, run out the door, She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor, I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-lics curse, But this time that's it, I quit, I can't take more of this shit!!!
Why thank you. (it was on the GG Board but i just thought that it was waaaaaaaaaaay more at home on here)
I had permission to use it, i'm not a thread thief, but it just SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMED out at me "Puuuut me on the Promise boards, puuuuuuuuuut me on the promise board for Geordie Lee & Hoover Boy"
You don't really do you I just couldn't help it, ohhhhhhh you called me by my full name. i MUST be in trouble lol
