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  1. DEXTA

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    Was that aimed at me?
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    Hell yeah!
  3. DEXTA

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    :eek: :eek: Young man
  4. Rob

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    I was requested to stop by my mum and my sister when I was about 15. I was with this proper foxy gal as well. Apparently there where sat in the room under my bedroom and the lights where nearly swinging.

    VERY VERY IMBARASING!!!!

    So we went to her house instead :D :cool: ;)
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    lmao but wen my bro caught me i was in a bit of a twist, i was stuck lol i wanted to move but couldnt lol was soooooo funny!!
  6. Disco Drew

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    Ive been caught a few times!!

    The first one was when my mum took me to one side and said i think your g/f should sleep in the spare room me and your father dont think much of the noise coming from your bedroom at night!

    The second was when i was camping I was having a bit fondle with some random bird i met when the crowd of people I was with walked in, and crashed out, so we carried on not thinking that anybody new are sordid little secret! The next day as I was telling the lads about my previous nights work, my mate declared "YES I fucking know you where, I could feel someone rubbing up against my foot all night" hehehe

    The Last one we wern't caught but thought we where. The rents left for a weekend away down south so we thought we would have some fun with a video camera (as you do), so we are getting down to the rythem of the night on the living room floor, both doing a best porn star "acting", When in the next room the dog starts to bark and I heard a car go past!! Quick as a flash We jumped to are feet and hid behind the nearest curtain. This later proved to be the wrong thing to do as of course the on the other side of the curtain is the outside, and what the fuck we where going to do from there is anybodies guess!!! When we found out that there was in fact no fucker there we carried on! When reviewing the video footage, I was horrified to see a bollock naked Disco Stu pegging it out the room and my g/f of the time bouncing round not knowing what to do!!!! Seriously entertaining viewing I can tell you!!!
  7. Rob

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    Why did I get nervous (that someone could find them) and delete a vid of my ex missus?????

    DOH

    :D
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    No idea mate but i believe you have done a very silly thing indeed!!! you can have a lend of mine if you want!!! LOL
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    one of my mates thought it would be funny to open the door while i was fucking this bird at a party, so i just ignored em and carried on.

    Oh and i have walked in on my parents doing it and that i would rather forget.
  10. Mr. Revel

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    i have been caught kind of...
    my g/f was naked, lay on the bed, and i had a t-shirt on, sat on top or her, kissing her neck....my dad walked in to see if i wanted any beer from the shop....

    very embarrassing...:p
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    I know its a bit off topic, but it's still funny:

    I can remember going to a mates to go up to 5 a side (think it was when I was about 16.)

    We knocked on the door, and my mates little brother answered (he's only about 5).

    We ask: "Is steve in?"

    his little brother says: "yes but he's not allowed to come out"

    We ask: "why?"

    reply: "daddy caught him playing with his willy"

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  13. Nass

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    On holiday in Skeggy, both of us aged 14, we just started getting it on and she was being rather noisy - her mother followed us back :)spangled: trust my luck) and started bashing on the door and then realised it was unlocked :oops: :dunce:

    The girl didn't stop making noises either.
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    LOL yeah loads of times!!!

    my brother just randomly walks into my room constantly and ive nearly been caught by my dad before :( not a good thing
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    yes at a party about three weeks ago

    i was going at it hell for leather whith a workmate that i pulled. when one of my other workmates walked in. he just went ohh sorry and walked back out(we didn't care or stop)
    the cheer that i got when i went into work the next night i even got a shout out over the mic by the dj

    whooo
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    I was in full flow with an X of mine when my dad came down the stairs for a glass of water. I don't know who was the more embarraced :eek: her or my dad cos he was stark naked :lol: :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I've been caught by my mam a few times, she just walks into my room all of the time.
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    i get told to keep the noise down of my mam all the time

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Yeah twice.

    Once at my mates house. Had her over the chair and he said will you hurry up.


    The worst one was when me and my ex were doind it standing up, against the wall, bollock naked and my Dad walked in, then just walked out again. I think I just shouted Daddddddddd at him, was in shock for about half an hour after that like.:oops:
  20. Nass

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    You're too lanky to shag!

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