Ok...so i cant cook to save my life......

Ok...so i cant cook to save my life......

....but im really hungry and have no money, should i just have a bowel of coco pops? im feeling pretty indecicive today, would some one like to come and cook me some food?

You can cook that chineese stuff u make is sublime mmmmm just thought about it.

but that is all i can cook, and i kind of get sick of it! what else is easy to cook, for a blonde?

toast

melted choclate

nope, thats too complicated, it'll either burn or get stuck in the toaster and set my kitchen on fire!

Is daniel the bitch in your relationship?

wot about pot noodle

lmfao, i cant cook, i cant clean, i dont know how to use the washing machine, i cant iron, and i leave glitter everywhere i go!

im pretty crap really rnt i!

ive got none, plus i dont like them!

so daniels the bitch... do you intimidate him?

lmao@kez!!
dont worry kez, i wil ave to teach you how to cook, and im always doing dishes (please dont ask me why coz i dont know)
my kitchen always has to be totally spotless!!!!

Wot u on about u cant cook neither.

LMFAO!

yes i can!!!
but you never let me in the kitchen and end up fighting to cook!!!

Re: Ok...so i cant cook to save my life......

Hows about a can of spaghetti? 2 mins in the microwave and you have some interesting food to play with..
Problem solved

Love to come cook for ya but I'm stuck at work I'm a master chef when it comes to re-heating curry or or pizza or bolognase

Cause u couldnt cook thats why i never let u.

erm.......al av u no am no bitch. a cant cook FA either.
haha!! intimidated by wot?

lol your both so manly... you intimidate me

do you share razors?

eeeeeeeeee you lier!!!!!