Big Brother is BORED

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  1. TheSpence

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    Part 2

    The usually silent Ahmed and party girl Emma have clashed in spectacular fashion...over Britain's asylum laws.

    The 44-year-old who fled to this country during the civil war in Somalia was furious when an equally irate Emma questioned why he continued to reside in this country.

    It all started when - during a ceramic art session - Kitten began to mouth off about the government's discrimination towards asylum seekers and homosexuals.

    The housemates, still tense at the accusations of ignorance flung at them by the lesbian, were soon embroiled in another noisy dispute about immigrants.

    Emma uses arm waving to make her point


    It began innocently enough, with Marco wondering aloud why Ahmed had chosen to take flight to the UK given his apparent dislike of the presiding government.

    Kitten took the offhand remark with characteristic lack of calm, and accused Marco of being racist.

    Outraged on his behalf, Emma jumped in to say that although she wasn't racist in the slightest, she too didn't quite understand why Ahmed had come to - and chosen to remain in this country - if he hated it so.

    From garden to living room and back to garden again, Emma and Ahmed were soon screaming at each other, the former insisting that although she believed the latter had every right to live here, she wanted to know why he hadn't gone and lived somewhere else given his political feelings.

    "I'm a Libra; I'm balanced!" she bellowed at him, defending herself against accusations of racism.

    "This is my country, I love my country!" shouted Ahmed in defiance.

    "A nice peaceful paint session descends into chaos..." sighed Victor.
  2. Jess C

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    No apparently one of the people in the house was a homophobic...well so i heard :)
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    i think i mite hav to watch this just the once to coz i dunno who anyone is. :confused:
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    OK, sorry. :)
  5. ManofScience

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    is spence that geordie voice over chap?
  6. TheSpence

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    He is a Teesider & I AM TYNESIDER
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    alter-ego like?
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    Re: Part 2


    :spangled: er........... no it not your a Somali Fugee.
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    While playing spin the bottle last night:

    As the bottle span and landed on Daniel, Ahmed had to nominate his target.

    "I dare you to kiss Jay," the naughty Somalian requested
  10. Guest

    im a teessider but i dont do voice overs
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    IF YOU DNT LIKE BB DONT FOOKIN WATCH IT!!!:evil: :D :p
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    its not that simple, for some its more addictive than smack
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    is everybody who has posted on this thread then on smack??:p
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    this series off BB is class up to now!

    Ive jus got back from work tho and seen kitten gettin interviewed and heard summat bout money going down til she left:confused: :confused: :confused:

    What have i missed kiddies?
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    she got told she was being evicted so they all went to the den saying that she had squatters rights blah blah blah blah yadda yadda (u catch my drift) so they then called them to the couch & said put the prize money up on the plazma screen & started counting it down til she left...she left on £91,000 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    i cant be botheed to read the threads... in short...

    the cocker lookalike got the boot and the geordie slag got the cock??
  17. Ruth

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    indeed that is so...then theres been some male/male snogging, some female/female snogging & they all appear to b horny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    While playing spin the bottle last night:

    There was bloke on bloke bum licking action....not good telly!
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    Show us yer feet :D
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    marco IS stickyhead...

    FACT.

    ;)

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