Annoying habits

Annoying habits

what is the worst annoying habit either you or someone else does that makes your piss boil???

i ask as im currently sitting in a library at newcastle college and this GEEK :computer: is making mad breathing noises like when you are going "hmm i dont know id thats right" noise it is driving me insane, if he dosent stop im going to punch him. HARD.

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do it, do it, do it!

We have this old guy at work, think he's about 62, with a mouth full of false teeth. Watching him eat, or rather suck on his sandwiches is the most off-putting thing I have ever seen (or heard) especially when im trying to eat!

This lad at work has some sort of nervous twitch in his neck, and so when he's not talking to anyone you can see him twitching away about once every 10 seconds or so. It's not actually annoying, it more like fucking hilarious!

His name is Mick, but we call him Mitch (Mick+Twitch=Mitch )

Though there is someone else at work who does that heavy breathing thing...but he's a psycho. No, really...he was explaining to us the other week how the film "Batman" isn't really real...and when people die in films they aren't *really* dead. Of course, we played along going "No! You're taking the piss! They are dead, aren't they?" Harsh, but funny

there's a bloke at work, in the next office.. when he's thinking or working.. he'll occasionally go 'uuhh' for no reason. like a grunt.

i bite my nails too. and i feel guilty for not working to my full potential. i do enough to get by. god, this is turning into that confessions website for me!

also, when i was a lad, i stole a Matchbox car from Morrisons. it was an Escort XR3i - done up to look like the one in ''Dempsey and Makepeace"

Dobbs & his zany Morrisons/@ work tales annoy me

hoo ha the geeek is gone
the geek is gone forever more
hoo ha the geek is gone
i would have made his face quite sore

thank god the geek has went
i thought he was fucking bent
thank got the geek has went
ill do my dance like david brent

hee ho i saw him go
out of the door and down the road
hee ho i saw him go
he avoided a broken nose

I pick my hooter all day long. But I love it!

too much time on ya hands me thinks

people who butter toast really loud piss me off :evil:

The guy I sit next too does my fucking brain in ... he's on the phone complaining constantantly, makes a "pfffff" noise with his tongue and teeth, is the ugliest man in the North of England and most annoying rolls his fruit on his trouser leg, between his hands and makes more of those "pffff" noises whan he eats it.

GOD!

There are loads of things that piss me off lol.

Most of them come from my mum, for example, she insists on wearing fucking solid heeled shoes to walk around the house when im in bed. We have wooden flooring, so imagine how annoying that is!!

Errr...also people who make persistent writing errors! I know we are on a message board so I don't mean the shortening of words or missing punctuation...but more stuff like...say....ooh....using commas instead of apostrophes...eg i don,t like it etc.

Not that anybody on THIS board does that

People in work who talk to there PC's.

Example ...

"Now I'll just save you in here and I'll just insert you in here and I'll just email you there"

Grrrrr...

Mobile phones do my head in too, especially when used on public transport.

Innit.

people who follow groups to after parties even though quite obviously no1 likes them and no1 wants them there...

haha cummon then lee, no edit, who turns up uninvited to your party's

People who slide the fork between their teeth when eatin and it makes a `screech` noise, it makes me fillings hurt :evil:

u gotta get up early in the morning to catch old pete out