silly things people have said....

silly things people have said....

i was talking to a customer about the pc spec you need for boradband & she replied i haven't got a clue dear, it's looks very nice though!!!

When old grannies say "I love your pants love" and you do that check thing to see if yer underwear is showing

you've got to tho, just in case!

Coming home on the metro yesterday a got talking to this old granny, she was well clued up about DJ's, fk me man a was laughing me tits off she new all about the judge, but she said Norman cook (fat boy slim) was class, when i asked who Norman Cook was a felt like a right tit when she said Fat Boy Slim... as if a granny could be so clued up :spangled:

a well clued up granny who u thought u cud foil...no such luck!!

I was on the telephone at work the other day and had this conversation:

Me: Hello Can I help/
Lady: I called the other day to report my phone not working and it still isn’t.
Me: IM sure we can get it resolved, could I take a contact number for you.
Lady: Yeah its 0191 *******
Me: and what number is that
Lady: my telephone number
Me: Yes but for where?
Lady: well home
Me: I thought your phone wasn’t working
Lady: Oh dear it is!


mad and batty

no i really didnt know who Norman Cook was!

aww bless ya!

Re: silly things people have said....

Bet you would be like that with your dads pc though hun

Re: Re: silly things people have said....

nope, i know what our pc spec is & where to find it*.... :tounge: (

*fair do's this is only cos i have to tell so many ppl what the spec is & also where to find it out!

i found it even funnier when she asked her husband & he muttered something in the background....she then told me it was pointless asking him cos he was thick but her pc was going to look nice when she got it off her mate...i then had to tell her that irrispective of how nice it looked, if it wasn't up to spec the broadband wudn't work!!

she seemed confused about this & also how to find out what the pc spec was...i told her to ask her friend & then ring us back...that also seemed to cause prblems registering in her brain!!

All my grandparents are loosing their marbles, i cant think of anything funny they have said, but they do stupid stuff all the time, my granny had some gift vouchers, so she put them away so she didnt loose them - but forgot where she put them, and about a year later she still hasnt found them

And my other granny and grandad decided to put kitchen wall paper with pictures of herbs on it in the bathroom

my Grandma is like that with money she hides ir behind picture frames and forgets about it and months later comes across it..aint she heard of a bank?? Bless her

i think thats a grandma tradition!!!
lol xx

my mates yvonne & laura do that all the time!!

hehe mine used to do that...

my gran had a fall last year & not wanting her eldest daughter to find the cash hidden in the house she told her youngest where to find it....

in 1 day my aunt removed £300 from her house...

& yup my gran claims she's skint!!

I say more stupid stuff than my Nana's. I forget what Im talking bout and alsorts Thank god I dont work on the fone anymore, born stupid ppl ALWAYS used to come thru to me

i appear to b on the muppet dialer today....i got asked by a bloke this morning if i cud tell him what the letter he had in front of him said!

You should have told him ur psychic abilities only work Mondays and Thursdays. Dumbass. Was funny when I worked at the bank and ppl used to ring asking what their balance etc was, only after half an hr, realise they didnt actually bank with us