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  1. Amyblah

    Amyblah Registered User

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    No more information please :D
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  2. Ruth

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    lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Ruth, Apr 1, 2004
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  3. Titch

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    well you know the old saying


    *ahem*(i always clear my throat before saying something profound)

    there are only two types of people in this world, those who watch porn and liers:D :D :cool: :p
    Titch, Apr 1, 2004
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  4. magicpaul

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    I think the saying is actually supposed to be "there are two types of people....wankers and liars!" :p
    magicpaul, Apr 1, 2004
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  5. crasher_chick

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    ive watched it when i was younger, nd even now for a laugh...to be fai tho, it does nothing for me, coz the story lines, nd sum of the noises they make are far too fake!
    >anyone who says they ain t watched a porno, has gotta be lying! xx:p
    crasher_chick, Apr 1, 2004
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  6. Jimmy

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    I have a couple of DVD's but I dont watch them often!:)
    Jimmy, Apr 1, 2004
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  7. spud693

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    best porn ever...

    james blond double oh double oh :p :cool:

    big black guy with blond hair does his james bond shit... funny as fuck...

    at the end he has to difuse a nuclear bomb... but -

    the bomb is up sum girls ass...

    and he can seemingly only diffuse it with his cock. :p

    :eek:

    :lol:
    spud693, Apr 1, 2004
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  8. crasher_chick

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    u seem to remeber the plot ever so well spud!...keep it up!!!!
    lol xx:p
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  9. Ruth

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    i saw this porn with a woman getting off on shoving things up her arse (by the dribbles & the moans, i guess she really did like it) they all fitted up with some ease incluing this traffic cone looking thing..she was bouncing on it whilst pulling her arse cheeks apart to get it up further cos it made her excited!! it was very wrong specially with the size her hole was after...which helped this very very very large dildo ease up the gap! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Ruth, Apr 1, 2004
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  10. ManofScience

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    ruths descriptions leave nothing to the imagination.
    ManofScience, Apr 1, 2004
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  11. Ness

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    too right they don't!!!! :eek:
    Ness, Apr 1, 2004
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  12. Vandenburg

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    There's three lads at work with these huge satalites that point towards Norway. They pickup free satalite TV and also 24hr porn, non stop.

    There's about 4 channels of the finest Dutch n German smut for viewing pleasure - even gay porn to if that's yer thing:eek:

    I didn't beleive it untill I picked one of them up in the morning and he's sitting there eatin his cornflakes whilst watchin some lass being savaged two big black pimps! No wonder he's always knackered!
    Vandenburg, Apr 1, 2004
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  13. Ruth

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    can u picture what i had to watch then???!!! :cry: ;)

    quite disturbing & luckily Ken didn't asked ask me to re-inact any of it! :D :lol:
    Ruth, Apr 1, 2004
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  14. ManofScience

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    i was hoping she might give us a 'reconstruction' alá 'Crime Watch'....
    ManofScience, Apr 1, 2004
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  15. ManofScience

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    you know what to do son...
    ManofScience, Apr 1, 2004
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  16. Ruth

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    :blush: :angel2: :blush: :angel: :blush:
    Ruth, Apr 1, 2004
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  17. ManofScience

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    if u don't ask...
    ManofScience, Apr 1, 2004
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  18. Ruth

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    true true, shy bairns get no biscuits! :lol:
    Ruth, Apr 1, 2004
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  19. Cookee

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    I dont think Ive ever seen a porn film in my life!! :lol: Id much rather act it out than watch it :wink: :p
    Cookee, Apr 1, 2004
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  20. JockB

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    Here here !!
    JockB, Apr 1, 2004
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