worst place youve

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  1. JockB

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    :lol: :D

    I’ve used this method on a couple of occasions, mainly in my younger days. Nothing worse than being in the back of a taxi (a really chatty one) when your heads start spinning and you know it’s in the post.
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    when i was 16, got treated to a free bar... i drank a fucking ton and spent the next 15 hours spewing my guts up all over my room.. cant remember it like... :oops:
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    i've shat off a balcony in tenerife if that counts?
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    when i used to build cars for nissan, and you have to stay on the job and keep doing it till the buzzer goes for breaktimes

    ive seen people rushing ahead with there jobs trying to get themselves a extra 10/15 seconds so they can run to a skip, spew up, run back and continue there jobs (catching up for the next 5 cars)and repeating

    saw sumbody taking a piss in a bin because there was nobody available to cover them for the toilet

    heard about a bloke who took a turd in a poly box
    saw a set of shitty kegs left in one of the toilets for sumbody who must have shat themselves and kept it quiet, got to the toilet @ breaktime and whipped them off
    i genraly dont get sick, these things never seam to affect me, id rather sweat them out and do sumwork anyway, so it suits me


    not the easiest job in the world to handle me thinks, the current job is simmiler but not so strict, you actualy are allowed to goto the toilet in this one :lol:
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    Thats minging
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    it was 2 years ago for me. an embarassing 26. :oops:
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    :lol: :lol: cock.

    forgot my incident @ geordielees....
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    i'm not surprised since u don't remember it the 1st time round!!! :p
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    ive not drank absinthe since... quite fancy some before the meetup.. :love:
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    do it, specially since i won't be there to see or smell the aftermath!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    it'll be vuzz i rekcon that feels the wrath... :cry:
  12. ManofScience

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    me and Vandenburg always do... he's got about 4 different makes... gives u a nice kick to start the night
  13. Ruth

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    i feel sorry for anyone that comes into contact with u, specially if ur puking up!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    but not that sorry since i've already experienced it!!! :D
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    Re: worst place youve

    under my mates car when he was filling it up with petrol........ i climbed out and crawled underneath the car muttering 'just leave me here til tomorrow'........... polish vodka = crawling under cars muttering 'just leave me here til tomorrow'........... :rolleyes:
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    I've hardly ever been ill in my whole life. But one night after a staff party I'd been mixing every drink on my table that people had left behind. The worst place possible to be sick....in your mouth. Yes, I was asleep and woke up with sick lying in my mouth and throat, and all over my face and neck.

    Wasn't nice at all!
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    In my trousers....:lol:

    Bit of an odd one...but I was about 16/17 at the time, and wasn't really used to drinking much. Ended up going to a college party just somewhere local, and started feeling a little bit worse for wear...although I do suspect my drink had been spiked with vodka. Anyway, I decided I was going to vom, but also that I needed a tom tit, so off I disappear to the toilet. Whips the trousers down, sits on the seat, still feeling sick and the cubicle was spinning. I was then sick, but kinda missed the toilet completely. Afterwards, I just thought fuck it. Pulled my trousers up and back to the dancefloor!! :dunce:

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