2 sharks in the Atlantic One says I am sick of mackerel, the other says lets go to Morecambe for a Chinese
Q: What are a Chinaman's favourite shoes? A: Winkle pickers. Morecambe council are spending thousands of pounds on their sea defences. Apparently there are a few chinks in it... Police have solved the Morecambe Bay tragedy: the pickers were told to come out of the water when it hit knee high. Unfortunately Nee Hi was sitting in the van...
Cocklers in Morecambe are campaigning for a pound an hour pay rise. They're finding it hard to keep their heads above water. Huge queues have been forming outside of Morecambe's premier Chinese restaurant. Management have apologised to patrons and added that any delays in seating them was due to the fact that they have been waiting for the staff to wash up.
police have named six of the morcombe victims they are - Way Ding, Sin King, Drow Ning, Leff To Dy, Swim Lo and Ty Dis Hi. fucking shocking.
cant believer this only happened what, less than two weeks ago and there are already so many jokes doing the rounds! shows how sick ppl can be... (but then: lmao)
