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    Favourite Film One-Liners

    What's everyone's favourite one- liners?

    Here's some of my mine:

    Arnie-Commando
    "Don't wake my friend he's DEAD tired" just after he breaks that guys neck on the aeroplane.

    Samuel L Jackson-Shaft
    Bad Guy - "Hey man this is real egyptian cooton"
    Shaft - "You wouldn't know real egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself hand delivered it to your ass"

    Stallone-Rambofirst blood partII
    Murdock - "John. Give us your location and we'll come in and get you"
    Rambo - "No Murdock I'm comin' to get you"
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    i think mine mate is james bond not sure what film!

    Bond-hello there!
    Lady- Hi im Plenty
    Bond of course u are!

    wow "digg dig"
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    "shut the fuck up you cocksucker"

    Taken from Casino.
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    Snatch


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    Commando.

    Bird- What happened to sully?
    Arnie- I let him go.

    Just after he drops him off the cliff!!!
    Wicked as one!:D

    Predator.

    When arnie and his boys raid that pow camp thing and he chucks that knife in that guy.He calmly says...

    Stick around

    :D :D :D :D
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    arnie: GET TO THE CHOPPER, GIMME THE WEAPON!! my m8 used to say that all the time:rolleyes:
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    Commando.

    Let off some steam bennett!

    Arnie is the king of one liners!:D
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    Some quality one-liners. keep 'em comin'

    *wags tail and spins round and round*

    Here's another one I just thought of:

    Arnie-Running Man

    Shortly after chopping Buzzsaw in half with a chainsaw.

    Girl-"What happened to Buzzsaw?"
    Arnie-"He had to split"
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    Heres my favourite ever!!

    American Pie 2

    Stifler: "I got an idea how about I get you a spoon so you can eat my ass!!"

    :D :D
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    this ones from memphis belle

    *blokes on plane, man keeps dying, other man ressusatates him*

    "If you die again, im guna kill you!"

    quality, just quality!
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    another classic, see if you can guess what its from

    "meep meep"
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    ha ha ha, my sense of humor is amazing for this time in the morning!

    erm, ok, maybe not!
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    OH! THE BEST EVER!

    ali g indahouse - describin the bad guy to all the crews

    "he iz even more eviller den skeletoar"

    class.

    :D
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    Every "Airport" Disaster movie :

    "First time flying? Dont worry, statistics show that flying is the safest form of travel"


    Every Arnie movie has the line "I'll be back" in it somewhere !
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    lol,

    I can some unsuspecting random getting seriously cut down with a barage of top one liners this Friday. haha
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    "On occasion"
    "Let me give you a word of advice: Always bet on black"
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