An irate Filipino housewife

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  1. TheSpence

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    An irate Filipino housewife

    An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.

    A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila on Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.

    Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.

    Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.
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    the only reason for forgiving her is that he'd never be able to get a woman after losing his manhood :lol:
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    ouchy ouchy ouchy!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    true what u said tho amy!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    He has always got his fingers and toes !!

    He He
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    Bet he wont cheat again:lol: :lol:

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