Santa's coming soon...whats the coolest thing you've seen you want?

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no man, the sheep are cool with things like that, they never take the piss, i mean have ya seen what sheep look like !

coolest thing..

cold hard cash.

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yeah but they do look at ya...specially the brave ones...when we went to the lakes this sheep just stood in front of the car & looked at us as tho to say...'u want me to move...'ha fuck off cos i'll move when i want' ......then after chewing its grass & looking at us it just tottled off to tel his mates how brave he'd been cos the rest of them had scarpered!!!

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Up where i live there (I sound like a mountie) is a place called Felton. There is a track you can go along to get to a farmers field where you can go swimming. There is a waterfall and its really nice.
Point being in this farmer's field there are hundreds of sheep. So after a right swim in the cold water this summer we tried to round up the sheep.
After ten minutes we gave up because...my god...have you seen how fast they can go...for being short round non-aerodynamic smelly little shits they can really fly.
After all of this they stood and stared and gave us the eye treatment, then it was baaa this and baaa that. talking between themselves saying what tools we were.

Hmmm........ defo lamb for dinner on sunday

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lmao!!!

some 1210s and some new styli

or maybe a new phone

other than that not arsed like

amd 2.6 with holly valance

im just getting spending money off the rents, cos im off to prague in january, all expenses paid!

though id quite like rachel hunter and keira knightley delivered to my door

I fancy a DVD recorder or one of those hard drive tv recorder thingys

u jetting off again young sir...tis alreet 4 sum!!!!

jenna jameson !

I think everyone has perfected that look! The worse thing is when they ask you why you never wear it!

socks & aftershave...


well i might as well ask for them as thats what i'll get, least i wont be dissapointed

u forgot the 5 bairs of boxers & a hanky from ur gran!!!

you can never get enough socks thou!!!

Don't forget the apple & orange

only silly socks tho...none of these plain boring black/white/grey ones!!

my grans the cool one though..she gives me a phat cheque

god bless ya gran!!!

One of them realy nice leather chairs, you know then one that massages you and has a cool box in the arm of the chair, for the footy next year!