pathetic joke, but some may find it funny

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  1. fizz

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    pathetic joke, but some may find it funny

    This guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come
    >dressed as different emotions e.g.. anger, fear etc. On the night of
    >the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy
    >covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
    >
    >He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
    >as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies,
    >"Brilliant, come on in and have a drink.
    >
    >A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door
    >to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
    >wrapped round her most intimate parts.
    >
    >He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit what emotion have you come
    >as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it,
    >come on in and join the party".
    >
    >A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the

    >host opens the door to see two blokes from Jamaica, stark naked, one
    >with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other with his penis

    >stuck in a pear.
    >
    >The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you doing? You
    >could get arrested for stand ing like that out here in the street. What

    >emotion is this supposed to be? " The first guy replies, "Well, I'm
    >fukking discustad, and my friend here has come in dispair."
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    Re: pathetic joke, but some may find it funny

    HELP...........peepz @ work r givin me funny lookz cuz im laffin 2 much!!!!!!!
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA

    i love silly jokes like that :D
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    lol:p :rolleyes:
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    ah well, you found it funny too........just thought it was me.....

    thank fook
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    lol
    The shit ones are always the best
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    GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN !!
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    what you groaning at??
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    i think he's just cum in 'dispear' too!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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    lol

    not the best joke in the world but still funny
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    :D

    Thats wicked! :p
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    haha!!! i found it funny ne ways!!! :D:p
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    i found that sooo funny!!

    i tell u i will be the office hero today thankie fizz!!


    :p
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    lol anytime mate!!!!
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    .......... and what u know i am crowned the office hero for today yay!!

    thankie!!

    :p
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    hahahah fair does!

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