aaaargh me knob's exploded another fave from popbitch...... mega rock star in the 80's woke up after a bit of a snooze following a mammoth sex and acid session at 1 of the usual sex drugs & rock 'n' roll parties. Still tripping a bit but busting for a whiz he toddled off to the bog for a slash not realising he still had a blob on his knob. The inevitable happened.... when he started pissing the johnny fillled with piss and eventually burst all over the place... but in his LSD fuelled state he didn't realise what had happened and thought it was his cock had burst, properly flipped out and ran round the party crying and screaming his head off that his knob had just exploded
class. when i was trippin once i went to the bog for a piss and it just seemed to keep coming out and wouldnt stop. got quite worried at one point as i thought something was wrong, then thought fuck it, put it away and went for a mission around tidy!
lol @ the ever-lasting piss I've never worked out if you're really pissing for 10 minutes or it just seems like it :spangled:
and another one from popbitch a young lass, bout 12 or 13 I think, was dying of cancer and being a big Marilyn Manson fan, her mam got in touch with him to ask if he'd come see her on her death bed before she popped her clogs. Marilyn Manson, being a nice chap, came round to see her and cos he's a buddhist gave her a book on re-incarnation with the hand written message inside... "Better luck next time, Marilyn Manson" the next week popbitch reported that the lass made up the dying of cancer bit just to get to meet him
