I nearly got abducted by some bible bashers

SonofSam · Mar 21, 2004

When i was much younger and impressionable (!!)
Me and my friends used to spend some of our saturdays in town, winding up the preachers and god-botherers...

Yes, i know that is lame...

BUT... its amazing how their faith can so easily be out-argued by a few geeky little 16 year olds with dyed black hair and nail varnish!

Miller · Mar 21, 2004

Re: Witness...

Originally posted by Lee Foster - PROMISE
The Jehovah's Witnesses came knocking once. I put on a big black curly wig, a bit like the Scousers, before answering the door.

You should have seen the women’s attempt not to look at my hair and act normal!

I quizzed the 2 women on key points from their own religious manual, The Watch Tower. In this booklet, it claims that at the end of days, once the Final Trump sounds, we are called to the Rapture and a selected number of souls join Jehovah in paradise. The number is quite small.

I asked, 'what chance did I have of being in this number?' since the nominations had been running since the beginning of time. They had no answer.

I asked if dinosaurs lived in the garden of Paradise. They said they did not. I asked why. They said ‘dinosaurs did not exist’

I asked if Jehovah would perform a miracle, as a taster for me to join. They said 'He did not stoop to performing street magic’s’ I said 'but I never mentioned magic; is he not a God?' They looked uncomfortable.

My next question boxed them completely. ‘Is Jehovah an anthropomorphic deity or existential being?’ They looked concerned; my banter had not been to their liking.

I suggested that they come in for a tea. They declined, leaving further manuals, saying they would call back later in the week. They never returned.

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LMFAO Lee. It's a shame you didn't have a video camera recording them so we could all see the look on there faces when you did it!!

Nass · Mar 21, 2004

Originally posted by Tranced
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

It's funny, because you weren't there! It was me and Scotty, I just told you about it.

hahahahahhahaha

Outed.
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If the one you're talking about was the skinny guy with the american (or canadian) accent and a rather colourful jacket who looked like he would never have stepped in a church in his entire life, then yes I was there..

Nass · Mar 21, 2004

Originally posted by Tranced

Me and Scotty stayed and talked to him for ages after you went.
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Did you get his number?

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