HOW 2: get the girl of your dreams...

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    HOW 2: get the girl of your dreams...

    I aint saying I'm a master at this like but the people who made this website have got it down to a T.



    CLICK ME ! ;o):bonkers:
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    yeah, it seems pretty well devised.

    3 second rule = bane of my life.

    :(
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    is this for real?! ahahahahahahahahaha :king:

    :rofl:


    ill have to try some of these out... ;) :laugh:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I was reading that too. I'm clearly not a 'natural' :rolleyes: :lol:


    Maybe if they stopped asking questions and debating it so much and got out more........ ;) :p
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    Re: HOW 2: get the girl of your dreams...

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    wot were u doing on that site for the first place?
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    There's hope for me yet......... :p

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    by Maniac High (http://www.pickupguide.com)

    Last year, I was in a Tokyo bar with one of my GFs. And, we spotted on the dance floor, the Iranian from hell. He looked like shit, was fat, ugly as sin, wore clothes that looked like it came from the salvation army, and a worn out baseball cap. Oh, and did I say he was 45 Y.O. about, and probably didn't speak ENglish, or Japanese..., and probably had a shit job taking chicken guts out of bird in a processing plant...or was an illegal who lived in a park or something. This guy was by far the most discusting basket case loser in the place that whole night. As well, in this thoroughly racist country, Iranians are at the very bottom of the barrel, below gaijins, Japanese, Asians..everything..that is as low as you go... (Japanese perspectives..not mine)..

    So what did he do? He went on the dance floor, and hit on *EVERY* chick there. Most (no all actually!), blew him out instantly! but he didn't give up. He was persistant like fuck, I never saw a guy as persistant as him, he'd get knocked out and was right back in there., and as long as he got any reaction (good or bad), he kept on hitting.. And he had no wing either, this was a totally solo act..

    ANd guess what! He started to get kino on a chick, who totally in his face blew him out a little earlier (he since hit on other chicks), and at first she resisted, and gave really bad looks, but he kept plugging away, and then she relented (she didn't leave), and started to dance with him, coldly at first, obviously not enjoying it. LAter they got closer, and her face relaxed, as he smiled at her and tried to charm her,, (he tried often,and she pushed back), ...and 20 minutes later, they were kissing and all over each other! Later they left together.. her hanging all over him... And the chick was an HB too, 20s, and very cute! So whenever I think I am not good looking enough (I am average), or see some model type hit on chicks that I want, and feel jealous or something I always remember the "Iranian from hell" story... and remember Its not what you look like...its what you do...Always... fortunately, for guys, looks has very little to do with the endgame, if your ugly, just get in there, and show personality. that will work the same as looking like Brad Pitt...So dont worry if you're ugly, it just doesn't matter...
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    or in other words..

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    :laugh:
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    Aye, if it weren't for beer goggles and darkened rooms, I'd never get anywhere... *sniff*:cry:
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    Re: Re: HOW 2: get the girl of your dreams...

    Well there is a story attached to that !

    It was when I was at Creamfields 03 with me mate Turtle andShorty. Turtle got talking to this couple from Manchester and he got them to go to the bar. Well, one of them. He came back and as the night went on the conversation turnd to a point of me saying " You two dont look like they belong together" the bloke c tells me about how this lovley lass walked into his life as friends and he used this web site to pull her.
    It worked and boy was she hot.

    He gave me it and I've picked up quite a few intersting tipsand now Im a fcuking sex machine !:lol:
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    the sites a poor mans ross jeffries.

    Ross Jeffries invented so called "speed seduction" hypnotists all over the world are up in arms though as he tells people how to hypnotise girls without them realising they're in a trance then he bonks their brains out.

    as for ur story ezee call me a schmuck but I don't believe it :D
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    schmuck :lol:
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    I don't believe any of his stories.

    The type of bloke that has to tell the "Aye, a shagged this burd, and got my end away with this other burd, and wud a shagged this burd but was so wrecked I hung my pants on the washing line .... and so on and so on" isn't worth listening to.

    We all know or have known one of these blokes. They get little if any respect in my experience.

    :p
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    and when the hell have i said that u tool. erm let me check...never.

    is it cos ur an ugly cunt that you have such hangups about yourself?

    i mean your crack is so titilating ! please entertain me.
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    ezee pretended to pull the girl of his dreams on the metro (probably after reading a similar story on his pick up site)

    ezee pretended he grafted a girl called j, only her friends came on and called hima lying fuck... sad thing was the girl actually liked him before he lied... poor sod :D

    now the master of secduction is giving us tips :D cheers dude :D
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    girl on metro - sarah who im still seeing joseppe.

    girl from scotland. i aint going into that as I have learned from my mistakes. one thing though is I did not say I "grafted" her. we had some fun thats all.

    joe - me thinks you aint getting some. :D
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    hopefully with your advice I too will be publically humilated for telling fibs on messageboards :D

    thank you please
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    how about we stick you in some Victorian clothes and put you in the stocks...

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