Cohen Report

lol, no no!

Why do I not believe u Joe?

well then how did he know ade was there? we didnt decide to go until about 10, and ade is probs one of the least likley people to guess that i was there with, he hates hard house!

Fair point, detective.

hahaha, seems i was wrong, joe is lying!!!!!

Joe your a little twat, lol, just asked ade and he said he never spoke to joe last night, but did however send him a text saying "help - im at quality!"

lol

*takes a bow*

Your scary enough without putting that on dude!!

So why didnt Joe go, anyway??

He got knocked back!!

Thats jus remnded me; wen I was going into Foundation las nite, this lad got knocked back for not being dressed smartly enuf. He looked absolutely disgusted as if he had his sunday suit on. Daft arse looked like he'd jus crawled out of Charv City!! Thought it was funny.

there is always that tingle in your tummy making you think..."its going to be me, its going to be me"

luckily I have never been knocked back...touch wood!

Only by members of the opposite sex though mate!!

thats quite sharp for 1am posting

Why thank you mate. I didn't get up till 5pm though lol!!

I did the stay in with a bottle of vodka thing on last night.
Me and my mate Craig thought, is a litre going to be enough...

too right it was. he was puking, i was staggering and we ended up at this army lads house who has just got back from Iraq.

We got more drunk and ad a bifta or three, and this lad who was there with a lass he had pulled was being a cock cos the lass was there so we put him on a whitey to the extent that he had to leave. We told him we were only messing and we told him we could conrol his mind and we were passing messages to him.

He freaked out big style and ran home leaving the lass high and dry!

I awoke this morning to find my dad asking what my shirt was doing on the line, I must have hung it up before I went in.

Kinda sensible that like !

lmao

I Leonard Cohen... a songwriting genius and one cool dude

he came to his senses