party tricks

party tricks

Im stumped gota go to a party tonite and everyone has got to do a party trick ! now usually i would have no bother but they wont let me use me arse and a match to lite a fag cos somebody else is doing it .... aaaaaarrrrgh a need help .... any ideas?????:spangled:

quality party trick,



Dont turn up!!!!!!

Sorry, couldnt think of anything else

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do a flame thrower act with some lynx when hes doin that trick

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Good idea I could steel the twats thunder ,,,, i was thinkin of blowin a condom up on me head using me nose to blow it up but heads a bit to ...... well fucking huge so thats out of the question

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i'll just lend u 1 of mine m8.....should be big enuff!!!!

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a mite try get me hands on one of those condom suits they wore in the naked gun movies that shud do it ....

i can do odd things with various parts of my face.

i can make my ears wiggle and 4hed swell :spangled:

i can clover my tounge

and when fucked, i can make my eyeballs vibrate...wich freaks sum1 out but i cant remeber who

i can also make one eye go to my nose and the other stay where it is...but thats just becasue my eyes are lazy buggers

theyer my party tricks...nothing too dangerous

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u'd need a nose like fizz to blow that bastard up!!!!

i can make my eyeballs vibrate it means u have good eyes aswell, could do it mint when i was younger n done it all the time but only works a little now as i havent done it 4 ages!

Good stuff . Question what is clovering your tounge ? do you put irish weeds on it or what???

and the part about your eyeballs vibrating when your fucked am presuming u mean wasted and not the other meaning dont think you thought about that one before you wrote

my eyes can also vibrate but usually by accident when i'm :spangled:

My party trick is to drink all of the alcohol at the party, it doesn't go down too well sometimes

yeah...meant fooked...not fucked

and clovering is like curling ur tongue 'cept instead of jsut the 2 parts, there are 3 and it kinda resembles a clover

ur drink prowess is superb......there was'nt much left at chris's!!

True, just a few half-empty bottles of John Courage left in the morning!

Ok pleased u cleared that one up ! What is it wi all these people wi vibrating eyes ,,, a mean what could you possibly all have in common that would make your eyes vibrate...... mmmmmmm I wonder hehe

think a mite try gettin fooked of me face and vibrating me balls .... er a mean eyeballs

i got so fooked one nite that when we were back at my mates i kept saying to her that there was no need for how much i was shaking (if u've ever met or when u meet me u'll know what i mean!! - shakey lady!! ) amyways my mate was like Ruth your not shaking...she took one look at my eyes & stated...your eyeballs are vibrating!!

all good crack tho!

the malibu was quickly demolished followed by all the nice beer!! i remeber at 1 point u were chatting to some1 in the garage so it was closer to get more beer!!

Yeah, me, Spud and Alex were in the garage talking for a bit, it was Kronenburg heaven

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