Lapdance island

Lapdance island



http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/L/lapdance_island/index.html

Yeah I saw that on E4, what the fuck is all that about. Is it a sort of Temptation Island sort of thing?

Don't think ur allowed to touch the girls or something? I dunno........

Might give it a look when it comes on the telly

i aplpied for it 2 nights ago !! hahaha and gave 5 references !!!

Fingers crossed lads !!

fitzy u wont last 5 mins mate

aye..correct!

if u touch them your out!

richie would win that easy! He wouldnt even look at them! If he did he'd be telliing them to out some clothes on!

this sounds quality! can't wait

Whatever!

No he really would, and anyone who knows richie will tell u exactly the same! He's not a red blooded male, must have blue blood or summit?


My god is he royalty?

It would be class if you got on there mate, funny as fuck. Don't really think you would win though!

OK then, you must have a wild sex life then

I can honestly say, this looks like the shittest idea for a television porgramme ever.
Absolutely disgraceful.

"Here, sit on a beach while some slags dance around you in their skimpies, and don't touch 'em, see if you cause an argument with your girlfriend".

Utter shit.

Ur application was rejected then? Never mind.

who fell for it then

20,000 dopey lap dunces


Dopey ... 20,000 fellas conned by bogus
TV show set on island with 40 sexy girls
Click picture to enlarge
By SARA NATHAN
MORE than 20,000 dopey blokes applied to a hoax reality TV show that promised to send ten of them to an island with FORTY lapdancers.
They were conned into believing they would be whisked off to the tropical isle and given tasks to complete while being harassed by half-naked girls.
Some lads were even "auditioned" to see if they could cope with the pressure - by answering general knowledge questions while a scantily-clad girl gyrated in front of them.
The gullible fellas did not realise they were being secretly filmed for a new E4 comedy called The Pilot Show.
The would-be contestants were lured by pictures (shown above) in a poster advertising campaign for a bogus show called Lapdance Island.
Lapping it up ... a hopeful is auditioned
It said: "E4 is looking for 10 hot-blooded males to battle it out as 40 lapdancers do everything in their power to make it hard for them."
Contestants would have to endure 24-hour provocation from the beauties - but were not allowed to touch them.
Applicants were asked to fill in a questionnaire, which asked: "What is it about a tropical island inhabited by lapdancers that appeals to you?"
Hot seat ... applicant is quizzed
Applicants were then filmed at a fake audition - in which they tried to answer questions while a lapdancer wriggled her bottom in front of their faces.
A spokesman for The Pilot Show, which starts next month, said: "It was unbelievable. We had thousands of applications from eager blokes."
Hoax ... bogus show's logo
Viewers will also see showbiz stars conned by the show.
Ex-EastEnder Dean Gaffney is filmed agreeing to star in a bogus show called Soul Searching, in which he has to find Starsky and Hutch star David Soul, who is in hiding.
Former Hear'Say singer Danny Foster is asked to do the show Run Danny Run - where the first person to find him wins a prize.
And Frank Bruno, Toyah Wilcox and Trude Mostue actually film a bogus show called Celebrity Advice Bureau, where they dole out words of wisdom to members of the public.

whos applied for it then.....

its a setup for a new comedy TV program on E4

i got an email from them saying my friend tom has applied and has listed you for a character reference.

i aint dun it yet.

now sure weather i can.

the point of the show is to have interesting people on who wont grope each oither...but everytime i see tom he tries it on with me or my sisters!

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and now ive read the rest of the thread...damn...shud have had his audition for it!

I wouldn't last 5 minutes on that island, I'd want my finger in every pie