Apartment Isn’t For Ugly People

it looks wank.

you know exactly who will go there....all the stereo / pitcher coke posse..standing around, posing, complaining that 'this house isnt very funky!'....and the 'trance is sooooo 2000', even tho they are still dressed like a crasher try-hard from late '99.....

only 4 years behind eh.....not to worry...

wankers.

everything that i hate about the newcastle fukkin wanky funky house scene all under 1 roof.....



but maybe ill be wrong....

what?

purist?

what are u on about?


i was just commenting about the wankers who go to the pitcher and stereo etc.....

i said nothing about being a purist...?

i use CDs......


maybe re-read the post?

lol then that makes me common

got an invite for thursday.

What's the problem with them trying to keep it a little exclusive? If people who can afford it and are willing to pay, what's the problem.

I think it looks like it's gonna be pretty good. As cool as stereo, but a bit more upmarket. When the 'living room' section opens, it's gonna be membership only, costs £200 per annum to become a member.

Newcastle could do with a bit more class and elitism, cos to be fair, it's mostly rough as fuck.

LOL a - fucking - men!

I too have had a sneak peak, and the place looks off the scale.. High class is what Newcastle needs!

With its location a strict door policy will be needed to keep the riff raff out!

Maybe that’s what they mean no ugly Barbary wearing charv’s allowed???

if its gonna have a strict door policy, they better have the right door staff.....

nice bar had a strict door policy....look what happened!

and whats gonna be strick about it? am i gonna get turned away for trying to get in with a pair of nike dunks on?......who decideds what cool / not cool?.....whats riff raff and whats not? i dont like places like that...

i hope its not gonna be so exclusive that its full of arrogant wankers posing, and not having a good time..???

ive got a membership, so i suppose ill check it out......it sounds interesting....and i like nice bars.....

Trainers etc. are gonna be cool to get in with.. I am led to beliveve they are gonna be strict on the Shirt and shiny trousers brigade..

So they should be!

you going to opening???

think i have got guestlist or somethin like that

well ha ha!

i'm going before all of you, my g/f works there and it's a family and friends only affair so they can practice.

but what about the title of the post?!!

knob off you!

i got an invite thru the post this mornin for wednesday night??! this is the opening night??? i didnt even apply for a membership

apartment is part of a chain, think theres one in belfast too...

only just read this post,

my uncle works on the doors around town, he worked in a bar which i would imagine will be similar to Apartment......

he was working one night and two 'large' women were in the Q, his manager told him via a radio not to let them in, when he asked why, the manager replied, too fat and too ugly.

I cant believe that bars do this but it is true.



my uncle had to say to her.......... sorry not your venue

" Too ginger, dont let him in"