stupid questions

stupid questions

please post here stupid questions that you've been asked by people!!!!


*amy theres at least 1 question i know that you can put in her.....just think john boltons g/f!!!

I asked Geordie if he was coming to Quality

Re: stupid questions

PMSL

Is pink your natural colour???

Asked when I had a couple of pink streaks in my hair when its was blonde

"is it in yet?"

When you've been outside, you come back in soacking like a drowned rat and someone says... "oooh, is it raining"

i hate it when im standing at the bus stop with my mates waiting for the bus and they ask me where is it:spangled:

how am i suppost to know- i aint a bloody mind reader

Is that something you get asked quite often like Liam?

This one isnt a stupid question but a stupid thing a customer said to me.

I asked him to put his complaint about his printer in writing and he said he couldnt because he couldnt print it out. Der, every heard of a pen and paper??

'walford ( eastenders) is a real place isnt it??'

only with people who have bucket-cunts.
and people waiting for line installation.

lol

the questions that gets asked to us most often at work atm is 'when is broadband coming to my area'

this is just after you've spent 5 mins or so explaining broadband isn't available in there area & theres no time limit on when it will come because it is down the people of the local area to register interest so we can upgrade the exchange!!

'Why do u always find things in the last place you look?'

Get it sorted then!!!! :evil:

i've done my bit lee by registering our interest & now its down the other people on the exchange to do the same!!!

i always ask stupid bloody questions cos i neva think before i say fings n ma mates r just as bad bless em!! ma mate from home said a bit back "what time does the 10 o clock bus come"
and last week we were on about contact lenses n ellie said "whats the difference between hard ones n soft ones" hehe aw bless her!! am trying to fink ov sum more cos ppl are always cumin out wiv daft stuff like that but cant seem to fink ov any at the mo....??!! xxxx

Can't u fix it????

I have rung someone on their home line, and asked them where they were.

this wasn't asked to me but i was there when it was asked......

when buying a vibrator they asked how long the batteries would last for?

these examples were both in the same day, by the same person, hes thick as cod shit... and won brains of the year, ha!

1)
Sam?
Yes micky?
Do yee kna wot time the 20 past bus comes!!
yup, micky
Wot time then?
twenty past, u fukin muppet!

2) walked down the the chippy, in our lunck break.......

micky says to the chippy man: 'can i have a chip butty with chips plz mate'
the chippy man, pisses his self laughing, 'aye mate, chip butties usually do come with chips!'

he is fukkin dense at times like, but hey, i still love him! xx