Manchester united fan membership DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER? DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER? DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER? If you say NO to all these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANCHESTER UNITED Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunting twats who can be seen around the country in the coulors of The Skum. To loin the newly-formed club, simply send in a map where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct answers and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break questio at the bottom of the page. *YOU COULD WIN* FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, '03' registratrion Ford Bangwagon for you and the other to jump on. SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of Manchester United replica shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly. THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of Manchester United programmes from the games you have attended. Both will be sent in the same envelope. Tie Breaker (in no more than 12 words) I feel it necessary to follow a football team I have absolutely no connection with because: .............................................................................................. Name: ................................................................................... Address: ............................................................................... Age: ...................................................................................... Mental Age: .......................................................................... Your Home Town: London / Basildon / Torquay / Tokyo / Manchester (don't lie!) Your big match seat: Sofa / Armchair / in bed (with 'I love Van Nistelrooy' snug bedspread) Your view : Biased / Blocked (picture of Solksjaer) / Blocked (beer belly) Please tick- Have you ever considered going to Old Trafford? Yes No Where? Where were YOU when United were shit?(Please accont for all 28yeasr until 1992)............................................................ TICK all the teams you have supported over the last ten years: Blackburn....... Leeds........ Arsenal........ Other (perahps champions in another country?).................. Tick all the teams you'll be supporting next year? Liverpool......... Milan....... Real Madrid......... Brazil.......... Anyone else who wins a lot........... Number of your mates who now support United......... Number of Mancunians (if any): Number claiming to be lifelong United fans? Replica kit Opinion Section. What coulr would you like next seasons kit to be??? Home kit: ................................... Away kit: ................................... Second Away kit: ....................... Third Away kit: .......................... Fourth Away kit: ....................... Fifth Away kit: ........................... Special Ltd Edition Away kit: ..... Feb 29th Leap Year Day kit: ...... Sunday Afternoon kit: ............... Monday Evening Exclusively Sponsered by Ford and Sky WWW page kit ................ Midweek Print-your-own-Money European Super League kit: ........... Off Season Second-Thursday of every month Practice Training kit sponsered by Pepsi and Spice girls:.......... Do you intend buying them all? ................. PLEASE FILL OUT TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITIES
