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coincidence or not: you're not funny

could be the reason that no-one, not just the butt of your jokes (if u can call them that), finds what you say funny.

if u could come up with something original, funny, witty then i'd be entertained by you.

and? i would've thought not being skinny shows i know how to eat well and look after myself?

really is that just like nobody found me attractive they were just "humouring" me

face it fatty I've been here 3 days and I'm making ur friends laugh at u behind your rather tubby back

be thankful I'm pointing out your weight issues and not poking fun at ur name

haha i dont no who u think u r but u sure hav got a big head!!

hehe I'm certainly not argueing with that!

Hahahahahaha, I really can't wait to see ya try that one! Even Mad Chris wouldn't be able to save u!!!!

What you trying to say like Mick? Lol

She'd better watch out or I'll get another nose tickling machine and I'll attack her with it!

I aint the butt of your jokes and i dont find em funny.

Amy - Some peeps say you pretty. Sassy sarah say's your ugly. me? i say your pretty ugly.

Liam - You aint fat your just bigged boned.

Bri - She's 16 Bri. Aint that a bit old for ya?

It must be so hard being perfect Dunc!

there aint no such thing as perfection but i'm pretty close.

try not to listen to her.......

stupid sarah this is how ppl beome anorexic u know!

Its a publicity stunt

I wouldn't fight u, especially if Ruth was with u!