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  1. miss_messy

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    hahaha!

    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
    voice, the woman next to him says,

    "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that
    you are blind, that you should know five things: -

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weightlifter.
    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
    wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
    joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.

    Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

    nice1, very good:D
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    heard it before :p :p


    :D
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    A tee hee hee...nothing wrong with being a blonde tho xx:p
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    no not at all...hope i aint offended anyone??:spangled:
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    V good:)
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    Re: hahaha!



    HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol:
    Now I'll let you know that I am blonde!!:chill:

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