New FIFA rules...

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  1. Mr Scottyfish

    Mr Scottyfish Registered User

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    New FIFA rules...

    Today, FIFA President Sepp Blatter announced the abolition of the "Golden Goal" and replaced it with 5 new rules, as stated below;

    1. Silver Goal

    In the event of extra time, any goal scored in the first half of extra time is deemed a "silver goal". The team with the most silver goals after 15 minutes wins. In the event of a tie, another 15 minutes is played.

    2. Bronze Goal

    In the first 7 minutes of extra time, any goal scored from inside the penalty area is deemed a bronze goal, and is worth half a silver goal. Goals scored from outside the penalty area are deemed to be silver goals.

    3. Iron Goal

    When a goal is scored between the fifth and seventeenth minute of extra time, the referee calls the two captains to the centre circle. He tosses a coin. If it comes up heads, the goal is deemed to be a bronze goal. Otherwise, it is deemed to be an iron goal, and is worth one quarter of a bronze goal.

    4. Lead Goal

    In the final ten minutes of normal time, if the game looks like it's going to go into extra time, a designated player on each team will be allowed to handle the ball. Any goal scored by this player with the hand will be deemed a lead goal, and will be worth one sixth of an iron goal.

    5. Tin Goal

    A jury of five international judges will sit behind the technical areas, equipped with score cards. In the event of a draw after ninety minutes, the judges will award marks for technique for each goal scored during the game. The goal with the lowest points score is deemed a tin goal, and is worth one eighth of a lead goal.

    Your thoughts on this...
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  3. Miller

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  4. DANGERMOUSE

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    where is the aluminium goal or the copper goal or the man u goal

    Actually i want a good old fashioned fooking goal...

    aluminium goal
    when the game has just kicked off and its looking like a goalless draw every player is allowed to handle the ball and every ten minutes the rule changes to a diffrent sport. if the ball goes over the touchline it is 4 goals if it doesnt bounce its 6. player dives in the goal with ball in hands its a try goal. they then get the chance to blaze the penalty over for the extra point..

    copper goal
    at the end of full time thirty balls are thrown on the pitch and keepers r stoned to death by the balls team with the keeper with the least blood wins

    the man u goal.
    the referee is allowed to give them a penalty every minute
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    are you for real:D :D :D
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    fuck, even more shit to confuse me when im fucked!
    ah well!!:rolleyes:
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  8. Conway

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    LOL @ The man u goal :D:D:D:D

    a goal should be when the ball is kicked into the back of the net :)

    enough said :D

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