Perfect Weekend Destroyed!!!

totally

just tell em someone died!!! like Fido, your belovered pet dog that you've had since you were 2!!(??)

Corruption is a good thing. After thinking crazy shit on friday night i realise it can't b a bad thing

Offiaclly Corrupted!!!!

Just wait until i get to work and tell the lasses what you have been sayin in this forum NAT.

Just thought ad leave you a msg off my mates user name.

Rach

So tell them!!!

nah nat am not gan 2 say any thing

It'll b gr8 Rach. Get your self there u know u want 2

wel am going to go out with them, itl do me gud, c how the lasses party. could teach me a few things.

Well if thats what u call party get yourself away:spangled:

Help!!!

What can i do now. The lasses b-day it is, is asking me weather i'm coming r not. I've already said i have more important/better things 2b doing but that aint working
Cos now i'm getting "u've worked hear nearly a year and you've never been on a staff night out"

HELP

Nat you're useless man!

1. you can either harsh it and just say you've got summik better to do than go out wiv a bunch of slappers from work you don't even like very much anyway, or
2. apply some tact and say it's your best mates birthday same day and you've got a big night out planned already, or
3. say it's ya granny's golden wedding anniversary and you HAVE to go there even though you'd much prefer going out with the slappers

just lie through ya teeth, its easy. but remember the golden rules of lying

mix a dollop of truth with the lies
keep it vagueish
make sure they cant check easily
remember exactly what lies you've told, i'd suggest writing it down so you don't forget

or even, go out with them then on the night arrange ya mam to phone saying ya dad's fallen down stairs and broke his leg.

just use ya imagination kidda

it appears u have tried being nice about it & its got u no where!!

now try having as much subtilty & tact as a flying wet brick!!


just tell them u have bigger & better things planned & u can't afford to waste money on a nite out u won't enjoy!!

hope that helps! :chill:

Nat sounds like they're all gagging for you do you take on the persona of James Bond @ work?

I'm just finding it difficult to get my head round the fact theres a hareem full of women begging you to go out with them

u have a valid point there!!!

NAT = stud!!

Christ this is a long thread....

Is Nat still goin out with these crazy bitches??

we're hoping not!!

just trying to train him so he isn't so nice!!

I've noticed hes too nice!

I used to be like that with people at work.... hes just gotta get tough about things and say he can't afford it.

Or perhaps suddenly fall really ill.....

Get your fists out Nat son...

looks like they are keen! Try these...

1. "i come here to earn money, not to find fulfilment or friendship. As I already have a life, i must decline"

2. "I'm gay"

3. "I hate you all"

4. "I'VE TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO GO! Which part of 'NO' don't you understand"

5. "Ok, I'll come... I'll fetch some charlie, who's bringing the cowies?"

Nat just tell them to fuck off. plain and simple!!

tell them that being work colleaugues (sp?) is all fine and well, but when it comes down to it.....you dont actually like them, you never have, and you never will.

that should get the point accross pretty firmly!!!

I will try that

Mind u would think they would get the hint when i said i have things 2do on the weekend which i will spend my good ££s enjoying myself

If this does'nt work i'll

Cos they aint the brightest bunch of peeps