Drive Thru Cash Machines

Drive Thru Cash Machines

HSBC Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new
Drive-thru" cash point machines where our customers will be able to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable our customers to
make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies
to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use.

Please read the procedures that apply to you, (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and
remember them for when you use our new machines for the first time.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS.
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS.
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash
machine.
3. Restart the stalled engine.
4. Wind down the window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card.
6. Turn the radio down.
7. Attempt to insert card.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card the right way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
page.
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19. Re-check makeup.
20. Drive forward 2 metres.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and place card into the slot
provided.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull away.
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles.
26. Release handbrake.

LMAO

Re: Drive Thru Cash Machines

WARNING;- sexist remark


about sums up a typical women driver

lol

ManofScience... eh?
eeeeeeeeeh...nah!..... i'm living proof its not just blonds who are dence but thats sooooo cheeky.. ..... really funny tho.. but Number 6.... tut tut.. u shud be ashamed..!

i feel ashamed... but i had to post it.... had to....

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have you seen me drive???????

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why r u worse that typical?????:spangled: :spangled: