jokes A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Darling, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my Love, Hollingsworth P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
ooooops didn`t know There once was this boy who couldn't speak any english so his teacher asked him to learn some words over the weekend he said yeh sure i will... over the weekend he learnt simple words like take off which he learnt from the airport.. then he learnt zebra which he learnt from the zoo.. he then went to the hospital and learnt baby.... The next day at school the teacher asks him "what words did you learn on the weekend?" he replied "Take off Zee-bra Baby"
and i dont want it in mine either ure forum is meant for wank like this!! dave - if he didnt speak english, how could the teacher tell him to learn words? he wouldnt understand what she was saying
