MTV doing 'Geordie Shore'

Remember if u ever go out with your top off and there's lasses about remember to get your pump on first. What fucking bellends. Sorry I'm glad to say I've never known anyone like that

Ha ha - there def is enuf people like that - is their religion basically - reminescent of 18-30 holidays where you have to go completely starkers, so have a little fiddle before revealing all for that extra advantage, ha ha

I have to admit, I watched last nights and found it hilarious, after the shock of last week and the first episode I actually cant wait for next Tuesday, its so bad its good!!

That Sophie, who's parents turned up is funny as fuck!

That dad blatantly only showed up to promote his take away business.

Charlottes gona go well loopy - she has really fallen for that lad in house, and although he likes her, he is without doubt gona carry on pulling other birds - you can tell she pretends it is not affecting her but she is gona get herself in a right state - she will keep running back for more too.

Vicky and Jay are acting like they are in the playground, arguing over who pulled another person first.

Gregs true colours are showing through now, he might not have the tan and six-pack but hes as basic as the others.

Sophie is the biggest (pun intended) slag.

Holly's boyfriend is more of a joke than she is - all they speak about is who she has been with previously...oh and she tells him shes loves him at the end of each call. Lookin 4ward to him tunring up next week.

The best looking lad in the north east, possibly England, has been quiet thus far.

when they invited those lasses round and then had the cheek to call them airheads......pot and kettle

A magaluf special is currently being filmed.... AWESOME!!!

Herd Gary went to Shindig on Saturday & left early due to abuse. Just show when the cameras are not there & the door staff are looking after them they are going to struggle at any bar/club/night in NE1 bar Tup Tup & Koosday.

haha please elaborate

They were both there. Saw them next to the sound guys at the back, no one cared!

Loved it when he high 5'd the lad for having a threesome on his first night there

nuggets , when i was a youngin i was bangin e doon me neck not out 'pullin birds' , fucking fake tan cunts , fuck off and test a rope on the tyne bridge

Definately - when I was watching I was proud that I do not venture into the Gate, Big Market, or Riverside, where there has been a fight whenever they've been out. In fact, all those people seem to do is criticise other people that are out, with the idea that they are better, whereas with contrast I look forward to seeing people out, and never see a fight or disagreement.

Masive puffs and fat whores. I like the way the people they start on are the ones who get thrown out!! A physical assault in the street can't come quick enough !!

I've been heard that they staged the fight in Tiger Tiger. That daft lass expressing how hard she was by putting her hands onto a chair was pretty spot on when portraying the stereotypical jumped up 'pretty' girl in a poser club thinking she's proven to everyone that she's the bollocks.

I find this hard to watch. I thought they would have chosen people a bit less retarded and with some crack. I loved Jersey Shore. This is just ridiculous and I hate that they've allowed bad language. I'd much prefer beeps!