The spoof ones are a crease! http://twitter.com/KnobheadLiam http://twitter.com/cherylKerl "Fuckin just hoovered up Gene's fuckin hamster by accident. Shit! He's in fuckin tears, the poor little cunt. KLG x 2:18 AM Apr 8th via TweetDeck" "Nani and fucking Valencia look like Michael Jackson from the fucking 70s and 80s. It's un-fuckin-canny. KLG x 1:25 PM Apr 7th via web"
There's better ones: www.Twitter.com/alansmithnufc www.Twitter.com/jbjoeybarton www.Twitter.com/dimi_berbatov
Big Sam: "I'm in a right horny mood. Had a high-intensity wank while running on the treadmill earlier. The cleaners will earn their money today."