Most Painful

most painful thing by far, biting me tounge

Aye ive done that, it's almost like a pop with instant pain then it tingles and goes numb then back to normal about a minute later.

Aye thats a stinger. Cramp anywhere is pretty bad to be fair.

Years ago I was playing football in the street, tripped up and my side (hip) hit the curb straight on, it was the worst pain ever. I just lay there in pain for 10 minutes. Was worse than breaking a bone thats for sure.
Gettin cramp in both calfs is also a bastard.

yea thats a killer,

i smashed the growth plate in my ankle playing football needed a steel plate and 3 pins put in worst pain ever!!!!

My head fell off my shoulders once & into the toilet... that was painful like.

only bones iv broken are my hand bones and that was connecting with other peoples faces

pissed onto an electric fence..!

Getting an electric shock off a a tube light at the cosmic ballroom

Going up for a massive header and missing the ball and connecting full wallop with the back of another guys head - 6 inch harry potter-esque scar on my forehead for life

Walking down a bannister pissed in an old house and falling 10 foot or so onto my arse bone

Falling out a really high tree and landing square on a fallen trunk like this /o\

I got attacked by a nest of wasps. I think I had over a hundred stings. I just froze and lay on the ground crying while they covered me. I had 4 or 5 stings in my ear and loads on my face. I thought I was going to die like him off My Girl.

hahaha

I used it get it all the time. Its awful. The first time I did it scared the shit out of me.

a 20 stone wifey walked off the little stage they used to have in front of the DJ box at tall trees wearing heels and landed full force on my little toe. I was getting nervous shooting pains up the back of my leg and my foot swelled up black and blue.

- she didnt even say sorry lol

holy ouch!

not many ppl can say that

now do tell, where you being a pest to said wasps

you taking the piss?

nah i wasnt being a pest. just stuck me hand in a hole in the floor to climb up a little hill in the woods. didnt nah it was a wasps nest and they all came out like something froma film

youthful adventures, scaling little hills.

cleaning your skyways and collecting conkers.

oh to to 11 again

getting a cast iron radiator dropped on my big toe. ..it burst like a grape. chopping through my bicep with a chain saw. that didn't hurt at first but it did later. coming off a motorbike and twisting my ankle backwards. coming off a pushbike and hitting the road with my face. and Really belting my thumb with a lump hammer.