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  1. andy_rocks

    andy_rocks Registered User

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  2. Anderzz

    Anderzz Registered User

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    Ive done the whole *Trip over infront of a bus of people, then start to jog*... hoping to give the impression it was intentional :lol:
    Anderzz, Jul 3, 2008
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  3. ManofScience

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    OR turn around and make it look like your giving the pavement a good telling off for daring to trip you up :lol:
    ManofScience, Jul 3, 2008
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  4. Anderzz

    Anderzz Registered User

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    haha aye. DAMN COUNCIL! *Shakes fist* :lol: :lol:
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  5. Pierre

    Pierre

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    i have been known to eject the wrong cdj befor in mid set........fucking gutter:oops: :lol:
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  6. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    I used to do that all the time with my 1210s take the needle off the wrong record.DJing was not for me like
    LeeTheMackem, Jul 3, 2008
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  7. crasher_chick

    crasher_chick I .....

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    Lol, its not either!! I dont know why I did it....must have just picked the wrong one up!!!

    I went for a chinese a while ago, and for some reason said 'gracias' when we left :lol: The shame!
    crasher_chick, Jul 3, 2008
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  8. Andy M

    Andy M God is Ginger!

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    A remember at school a called a few female teachers mam instead of miss! Proper dense!
    Andy M, Jul 3, 2008
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  9. crasher_chick

    crasher_chick I .....

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    Like I said before in this thread, my class call me Mum all the time. I had it 3 times today....maybe I looked maternal or something!! lo.
    I think its quite cute actually, bless them!
    crasher_chick, Jul 3, 2008
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  10. Andy M

    Andy M God is Ginger!

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    It does nowt for ya street cred when you shout it out in front of the whole class! Definitely not!
    Andy M, Jul 3, 2008
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    At least you're a normal human being.. :D it was always funniest when someone called one of the manky old fat rotters 'mam'.:lol:
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  12. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    I entered my bank pin number into a vending machine earlier
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  13. Andy M

    Andy M God is Ginger!

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    Av lost count of the times av put a tab into a full can am drinkin! As soon as a loosen me grip am lyk "Naaaaahh!" Come to think of it, if a thought hard enough, a could add to this thread all night long!
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    When I was at school I told the teacher my height was 4 foot 12.


    My lass is southern and when she first visited Newcastle she paid for something in a shop and got a scottish £10 note in her change. She started arguing with the assistant acusing her of giving fake money coz the scottish don't have their own notes!



    An ex was once going through the job pages and told me there was an ad to be a 'cherrypopodist'. Obviously everyone in the room queried it and when she showed us the ad it said 'chiropodist'.
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    smiley :O) for one priceless moment

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    i was on a really busy bus went to press the bell coz it was my stop next and swung my arm around to reach it and proper whacked a man that was sitting on the seat next to it right across his forehead... :lol: :lol:
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    kidd Techno_walruz

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    drinking a tab can by mistake is even worse...
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  17. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    :lol: i did that a couple weeks ago at dans house, aint nice like
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    MistaK Modulations Staff

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    and me - last night, a there was a few in as well. :evil:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    :lol:

    When I get my keys outta me pocket at work to open my locker I always press the button on me car key to open it. :dunce:
    Oasis, Jul 4, 2008
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