Worst injuries??!

I'd just finished primary school and was starting the 6weeks holiday...ahh the memories! Anyways, was playing basketball or football in the back garden and ran to get ball. Next thing I know I stood on a peice of wood sticking out of the ground supporting a plant. Was more like a cain then a peice of wood - anyways it went threw my trainer and threw me foot! The pain was horrible. Even when they gave me some morphine(spelling) still was rather painful!
One to tell the kids though!

My right ankle is totally fucked now from football - when i was about 5/6 i remem falling on it and at the time was a sprain - every year onwards from there id managed to bit by bit fuck the ligamants. About 2 years ago i was playing football and they snapped totally chipping the bone along the way - the thing was it was off a two footed tackle that did it and the pain is the worst ive ever had in my life. I went to many many a physio class and in the end i was told off the doctor to just stop playing football as it was one of the worst cases he has seen.

During the physio they learnt that the way i walk dont help due to me walking on thw outside of my feet therefore putting alot of pressure on one side - they offered to make some special insoles for my trainers/shoes but it was gonna cost £200 so fuck that idea - i still can play a little football and risk it but i know that when i do next fall on it the pain will be unreal - probably worse than a break is ligament damage - v.nasty

I remem when little breaking my arm after looking for spiders behind a huge paving slab - that fell onto me cleanly snapping the bones in my arm/hand. That never healed properly till late on and they were considering re building me arm/hand as nothing was getting better - eventually it did thank fuck - men will know why im so grateful for having me right hand ok

i think mine would probs be getting my nose and jaw broken off my ex.
very painful and im still suffering coz of my jaw.

this what ive done at the mo is hurting loads too, i dont reccomend falling on bottles, it only hurts you!!!

i was at hospital til 12am last night, found out i have fractured it (am i allowed to say that word?)

its ok to walk and stuff, although it does hurt, but its sitting down n getting back up that hurts, like loads!!!

Were u in that video - animal farm I think it's called

I never broken any bones cause I'm built like steel
Cogan

Probably a broken nose when I fell on a night out in Liverpool.

I swear that John Lennon statue tripped me up!!!!! Honest!!!!

Do u look like that Mr. T picture too?

Think the wort thing thats ever happened to me was when I was little I had my fingers in the crack of the door and me twin sis slammed it shut and chopped the top of me finger off. Luckliy the hospital saved it, but the top of me fingy has grown slightly wonky.

I did a similiar kinda thing once B.O.B.! Was standing outside a friends flat waiting for her answer the door and pass out falling against the pebble-dashed wall. Not just that but the corner of the bloody thing! Gave myself a nasty gash on the forehead, fractured my skull and was unconscious til the next morning, then went to work. Not surprisingly I was sent straight to the hospital.

Worst injury tho was when I slammed my fiesta into the back of a ford orion on the A1 western bypass at kingy park. Wouldn't have been so bad but I was doin 60-70mph and the guy in the orion had nearly stopped.

I went forward til the seatbelt stopped me, ripping my chest muscles apart, then kept going into the steering column when the seatbelt snapped!!! Broke loads ribs, but the bruised ones hurt the most!!! I was still at the Newcastle match against Leeds that night tho!

my mum threw an apple at my eye 'by accident' and it swelled up and went weird and weneva i blew my nose my eye swelled up and it healed wrong and now, wen im throwing up liqued...and it cums out my nose...it also comes outta my tear duct :spangled:

have been known...in a very painful situation...to cry blue tears when snorting aftershock...but its not a party trick....vomit....aftershock...what ever it is...HURTS!!

once again i knew none of this lol

i have a brocken thumb at the mo

Either sumthing very similar 2 this thru playing football, with my hand being off at sum wierd angle or, being run over by a car. Tho i hav 2 hrs of my life missing due 2 this so have no recollection ov the pain!

bad injury.....

Jumping into a bush of nettles whist playing paintball like i did yesterday!

This is a bit nasty it happened a few years ago my mate was having a bit of a steamy session with his bird and he tore his foreskin!!!

He rang me and my other freind we went round, he was wrapped up in bed I kid you not it was a full on blood bath so we rang a ambulance he was taken to hospital and had a couple of stitches in it !!!!

He had to throw his mattress out because of the amount of blood on it !!!

He had the funniest walk ever for the following 2 weeks and told everyone he had fell off his bike and on to the crossbar!!

We made sure everyone found out the truth nasty people that we are !!!

That is seriously nasty

damn, i cant even bear to think about it