Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen or heard from again.






The McCanns have offered to help him...

oh my

Fuck yas.

I thought it was good.

pathetic

Wrong.

This is pathetic though -

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

no the other was pathetic
this was just shit

Sorry.

So is Linzi's clubbing calender

"cant wait"
"should be wkd"
"total blow out"
"definately up for this"
"tonights gunna be great"






If Carlsberg did internet clubbers......

Give the po' man a break.

so is your woeful patter

sorry

you need some listerine there mate

I've seen lasses fannies that look like that shark's pie.

:sick: :sick: :sick:

Theres nowt worse than crusty fanny batter like! :sick:

bet you got lost in them too

I was defo gonna need a bigger boat.

It seems several of Chelsea's first team cried when Jose went to the training ground earlier in the week. Drogba was the worst though rolling on the floor in tears but once back on feet he was okay.


I will get me coat now.....