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  1. Weird Al

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    Sunbeds....

    In an effort to improve my image I have taken to the local sunbeds.

    However, visiting this establishment three days in a row has proven to be a mistake on my part!!

    Shall we just say that I have burnt areas the sun dont normally see........what i'm worried about are the side effects of this matter......the usual being that of peeling, now i dont really wanna put my little chappy through all that so any recommendations to prevent this would be appreciated.

    oh yeah and can we just keeps this between us........cheers!
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    Re: Sunbeds....

    you have just opened the door of abuse mate ! :D :p
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  4. Weird Al

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    erm.......i'm a modest bloke......i try not to boast
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    Try sticking it in a tub of marg
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    hehehe ..... :D
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  7. Weird Al

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    not sure if the parents would appreciate the imprint left behind......but thanx for the suggestion all the same.
    Weird Al, Oct 10, 2002
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    or cut a hole in a grapefruit and warm it in the microwave
    or mix 4 eggs with some mince and put in into a pint glass, and warm it in the mircowave, then stick it in either of these...

    oops...sorry, wrong topic! :cool:
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    have u tried after sun :dunce:
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  10. Weird Al

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    i dunno what it is but rubbing my groin with after sun just sounds dirty to me!
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    try keeping your thong on while tanning
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    My thoughts exactly... he was in a bleedin public buildin :eek:

    btw is it mixed bathin?
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    if yes, address please....
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  14. Weird Al

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    its these little cubicles. you stand in them and get completely nuked for about 10 mins, whilst listening to Galaxy radio......mint!
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    hmmmm not my idea of fun :p
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    I only wish that it was public bathing cos there are some seriously fit ladies there!!
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    FACT!!!! SUNBEDS MAKE U GAY!!!!
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    lmao!!! cyberted spends half his monthly income on sunbeds!! :lol:
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    Re: Sunbeds....

    u burnt ure willy????

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    owch!!!!

    erm, put some aloe vera gel on it, after its been in the fridge, always works, not that ive had the experience of having a burnt cock like, but when i burn my shoulders n stuff it normally works, very soothing too, u just have to rub it in.............

    *pornographic pictures run through mind*

    :eek:

    dont rub it in too much tho
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    Re: Re: Sunbeds....

    after the aloe vera has been in the fridge, not ya todger :rolleyes: :D
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    Re: Re: Sunbeds....

    why not?
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