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    Naked gun Quotes

    Possibly this should be in the TV forum but so,

    Been watchin the nakd gun trilogy over the past month. Some class quotes in it. Absolutley pissing myself.

    "I like my kinky like my basketball.........one on one and with as little dribbling as possible"

    "Suspect is male, 6ft, mustache...................jesus..........thats a big mustache"

    "like a midget at a urinal.......i had to stay on my toes"


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    frank - hey nordberg what did u find out

    nordberg - drugs frank

    frank - nurse get this man sum drugs

    nordberg - no frank heroin

    frank - hey thats a pretty tall order, u better give me a few days
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    i cant see anything

    thats because ure looking throught the magniscope with ure closed eye
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    the bit where they are trying to get into the building in the second one and he catches on to the doberman is hilarious
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    As Priscilla Presley is up the ladder:

    "Nice beaver."
    "Thanks, I had it stuffed this morning."
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    Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.

    Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

    Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors!
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    Frank: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out.
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    gib cock-pushups?

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